CPJ Press Conference - 9/22

Lucid Ninjas wear black. Deranged Ninjas wear white.

in a snow storm, ninjas wear white
at night they wear black
in the desert they would wear sand color
in the forrest, they would wear green brown and anaconda

whatever it takes to be sneaky and not seen

which is why I hope we do not come out like ninjas. i want to come out like an army of elephants!

 
in a snow storm, ninjas wear white
at night they wear black
in the desert they would wear sand color
in the forrest, they would wear green brown and anaconda

whatever it takes to be sneaky and not seen


Ooohhh. Like Army.


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You all are talking about how normal ninjas would come out. I'm talking about deranged ninjas. Deranged ninja's don't sneak around and use espionage and worry about being unseen. Deranged ninjas come out with a lot of energy and hit pastel-uniformed soldiers in the mouth, and humiliate their general, and make a lot of noise because they don't give a ****!

BEAT THEIR ASSES, TECH!
 
You all are talking about how normal ninjas would come out. I'm talking about deranged ninjas. Deranged ninja's don't sneak around and use espionage and worry about being unseen. Deranged ninjas come out with a lot of energy and hit pastel-uniformed soldiers in the mouth, and humiliate their general, and make a lot of noise because they don't give a ****!

BEAT THEIR ASSES, TECH!

oh, so a deranged ninja is basically a cowboy?
 
I'm drawing my own interpretation from his words, but it seemed he felt the offense was better than it looked against Miami. We only had about 6 possessions and scored 2 TDs and a field goal. We missed a field goal and had a TD come back due to a penalty. The big problem was we didn't get the ball enough because the defense didn't make any stops. He said Harris had wide open receivers and made pinpoint passes. In that situation you have to take the run away from them, but we gave up 200 yds rushing. He later made a reference to Tarrent being a great punt returner, but we never made them punt. He also brought up the fact that Clemson held BC to 54 yards total offense and we looked much better than that offensively against them. We've been blogging a lot about blocking problems and that is a problem, but CPJ seems to be more focused on the defensive failures
 
oh, so a deranged ninja is basically a cowboy?

The closest thing I can think of to the kind of deranged ninja I'm talking about would be the 2008 Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets Football Team in the third quarter of the Georgia game. Think of that, but meaner and more efficient.
 
I'm drawing my own interpretation from his words, but it seemed he felt the offense was better than it looked against Miami. We only had about 6 possessions and scored 2 TDs and a field goal. We missed a field goal and had a TD come back due to a penalty. The big problem was we didn't get the ball enough because the defense didn't make any stops. He said Harris had wide open receivers and made pinpoint passes. In that situation you have to take the run away from them, but we gave up 200 yds rushing. He later made a reference to Tarrent being a great punt returner, but we never made them punt. He also brought up the fact that Clemson held BC to 54 yards total offense and we looked much better than that offensively against them. We've been blogging a lot about blocking problems and that is a problem, but CPJ seems to be more focused on the defensive failures


As he should be. I have not been worried about our offense at all. There is not a case where when we hit all our blocks, assignments, make the right read, that we are stuffed. We are just missing the critical block at the wrong times.

But on defense, that is a whole new can of worms. I'm not sure what Wommack's key plays are (whether it's mostly man, zone, what have you), but I don't see a lot of big time breakdowns (at least with my naked eye). Our defense is just getting beat. Our DLine can't get pressure whatsoever. Not sure if Wommack is trying stunts or any other tricks but if he is, it's not working. Our DB's seem to have position but can't cover forever. Our LB's seem to be a non-factor.
 
I've known CPJ for a long time. He is one competitive dude. He is as laid back as it gets and has a great sense of humor — few people short of Don Rickles wield the needle as well as CPJ — he does enjoy winning, even if he doesn't show it.
Whatever was wrong last Thursday night (and God knows, plenty was), he will get it fixed. Muy pronto.
 
I've known CPJ for a long time. He is one competitive dude. He is as laid back as it gets and has a great sense of humor — few people short of Don Rickles wield the needle as well as CPJ — he does enjoy winning, even if he doesn't show it.
Whatever was wrong last Thursday night (and God knows, plenty was), he will get it fixed. Muy pronto.

If it doesn't we will have a new DC pronto. That is my take.
 
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