Crystal Ball says Press Conference Coming

Male virgins, sure.
Well, it was not specified that the aztecs used females, so we might still have a shot.

Now, the Incas on the other hand, they used the real deal...had weight limits and all, so they had to be hot virgin females...
 
Male virgins, sure.
Well, unless things have changed a lot since I was at Tech I guarantee you there are more than 100 female virgins. Cause, you know, beer goggles only work so well....

(yes I know that's sexist and disgusting, but it had to be said)
 
Well, unless things have changed a lot since I was at Tech I guarantee you there are more than 100 female virgins. Cause, you know, beer goggles only work so well....

(yes I know that's sexist and disgusting, but it had to be said)

The situation is improving. It will be far better for my son than it is for me now.

The Zeta house is the most solid in terms of looks, but in my experience they're the least likable.
 
Well, unless things have changed a lot since I was at Tech I guarantee you there are more than 100 female virgins. Cause, you know, beer goggles only work so well....

(yes I know that's sexist and disgusting, but it had to be said)

Dude. Ugly chicks get laid a lot at Tech.
 
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