Darren Evans replacement

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“I’m really not a disciplined running back,” Williams said. “I run my way. I’ve had coaches who have tried to teach me how to do this, do that. And I just can’t do it. At first, it didn’t sit well with Coach Hite at all. He’s constantly [saying], ‘Hammer the hole, hammer the hole. Hammer, hammer, hammer.’ He wants to see contact non-stop. I didn’t listen to him that much. I try not to make the contact. I try to make the people miss.


I bet the VT coaches love this statement from this kid!!

http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2009/08/17/im-not-really-a-disciplined-running-back/
 
Sounds like a real great guy. I couldn't think of anyone I would prefer to play for VPI!:biggthumpup:
 
I'd pay to see a RB tell CPJ this. The guy would be so far down on the depth chart that I'd have a better chance of getting in the game.
 
The quotes are real they like just like making fun of people on that website.
 
This is the sarcastic part:

At least Virginia Tech freshman Ryan Williams, the potential replacement for Darren Evans, recognizes his shortcomings and is open about it. “Frankly, coach, I’m uncoachable. Blitz pickup? You’ll want someone else in here for that, or Tyrod’s gonna be human marmalade smeared on the grass back there. Contact? Contact gets you hurt, coach, and I’m not entering this Maserati in a backwoods demolition derby anytime soon. Also, I only cut to the right. You may think this predictable, but it’s my style. Like a cat with its whiskers cut, my inner gyroscope only goes one direction. In fact, if I stand still long enough, I fall over like an imbalanced Weeble. You may want to move, actually. We’ve been standing here for a while.”
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'At least Virginia Tech freshman Ryan Williams, the potential replacement for Darren Evans, recognizes his shortcomings and is open about it. “Frankly, coach, I’m uncoachable. Blitz pickup? You’ll want someone else in here for that, or Tyrod’s gonna be human marmalade smeared on the grass back there. Contact? Contact gets you hurt, coach, and I’m not entering this Maserati in a backwoods demolition derby anytime soon. Also, I only cut to the right. You may think this predictable, but it’s my style. Like a cat with its whiskers cut, my inner gyroscope only goes one direction. In fact, if I stand still long enough, I fall over like an imbalanced Weeble. You may want to move, actually. We’ve been standing here for a while.” '

This is pretty funny, especially his "Maserati in a backwoods demolition derby" in the the context of Blacksburg.
 
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