DeShone Kizer probably drinks craft beer

[Diseqc]

DeShone only plays football ironically.

 

[GTCrew4b]

This is the worst thread idea since the world famous, and borderline comedic genius Dogfight thread before Georgia Southern!

 

[Diseqc]

DeShone thought this thread was a bad idea before everyone else

 

[Keyser Soze]

I like his last name, though not the way I would have spelled it.

 

[ContactBuzz]

DeShone Kizer eats his cookies right out of the oven - if he waits too long then they become too cool.

 

[TechinItEasy]

It's a play on "fight, win, drink, get naked."

"fight, win, drink O'Doul's, go back to your wives!"

 

[coit]

I heard he almost drowned this summer. Apparently he went ice skating before it was cool. Ironically, he was also wearing a heavy jacket.

 

[05GTCorndog]

He wears a bow tie and glasses without lenses.

 

[Diseqc]

DeShone has 20/20 vision

 

[DressCheeseSideSeaboard]

His carbon footprint is smaller than any previous ND QB.

 

[Diseqc]

DeShone's favorite TV show is "Tiny House Nation" on fyi

 

[ChrisW]

This seems like the only thread where nuking should be allowed.

 

[coit]

This seems like the only thread where nuking should be allowed.

DeShone only uses microwaves to cook his food because he doesn't believe in conventional ovens.

 

[DressCheeseSideSeaboard]

DeShone only uses microwaves to cook his food because he doesn't believe in conventional ovens.

He was cooking with convection before we knew what that was.

 

[Diseqc]

This seems like the only thread where nuking should be allowed.

DeShone is highly supportive of the Comprehensive Nuclear-Test-Ban Treaty

 

[ContactBuzz]

DeShone Kizer only eats at pop up restaurants.

 

[non-gineer]

He wears a bow tie and glasses without lenses.

 

[DressCheeseSideSeaboard]

 

[ChrisW]

Pliny the elder is an excellent craft beer.

 

[non-gineer]

Pliny the elder is an excellent craft beer.

I think DeShone prefers Kaiserschmarren.