Ok, here's the solution:
Show up early for the GT game. I'm thinking be on the tailgate by 8am or so. Have Bloody Marys and Chick-fil-a chicken biscuits for breakfast, Varsity carry-out chili dogs (for simplicity) and beam and coke for lunch. Go to the GT game.
Watch GT score 9 touchdowns on Duke, watch Manget break the record at home, leave the stadium as soon as you finish singing "Ramblin Wreck" and "White and Gold" with the team.
Head straight up 85 to PDK airport where you have an Epps Aviation chartered jet waiting. The pilots have wine and cheese at your seats, the engines running, the red carpet rolled out, and the IFR clearance already taken care of (it gonna rain cats and dogs Saturday you know). You blast off and head southwest.
The limo waiting for you takes you from the Auburn airport to the stadium gates. You get there during halftime.
Watch the Tigers whip up on the dogs (thus ruining their near-perfect season).
Board the jet, head back home.
If you do exactly as I've said, you are guarenteed mile high lovin' from your wife (wink, wink) all the way back to Atlanta, and perhaps the rest of the weekend.
Go Jackets!