Dr. Holtz

Holts needs a stiff shot to the nads courtesy of a spiky 150 pound object swung by a gorilla on steroids in a particularly bad mood.
 
That game was a setup for SEC bias. He should just be a billboard for the sidewalk fans.
 
I turn the channel during pregame, halftime and post game. This shtick they're trying to pass off as entertainment/football insight is horrible. Lou is simply an idiot.
 
Did anyone his partner in crime Mark May rockin' the shaved head and Gucci eyeglasses? Not the best look for a 50 year old man.
 
Holtz is like that crazy uncle you have that gets senial and says crazy things, and when the rest of the family gets drunk, the night gets crazy. Maybe that's just my family...
 
I don't have a problem with Lou, because I don't take him seriously. If you do take him seriously, I question your state of mind. I have a much bigger problem with Mark May, he is an idiot. UNC as your possible MNC outside the Top 10. Seriously.
 
I don't have a problem with Lou, because I don't take him seriously. If you do take him seriously, I question your state of mind. I have a much bigger problem with Mark May, he is an idiot. UNC as your possible MNC outside the Top 10. Seriously.

I totally agree
 
Last season, Mark May seemed fairly sane. He may have gotten into Dr. Lou's elixiers though.

I love listening to Holtz because everything he says is bat**** insane. It's amazing. I hope he runs for the Florida state senate, because him and Corrine Brown authoring a bill together would probably be the most hilarious thing I'd ever see in my entire life.
 
Yeah, Lou Holtz is a real idiot....what the h*** is he doing on a college football program..??..

Overall NCAA: 249-132-7
(8th All-Time Division I-A by victories)

Bowls

12-8-2

Championships

1988 NCAA Division I FBS National Football Championship

Awards

1972 ACC Coach of the Year
1977 National Coach of the Year
1988 Paul "Bear" Bryant Award
2000 SEC Coach of the Year

Which of those fancy stats that you listed has anything to do with the idiot that is no longer a coach, but instead a commentator?
 
Yeah, Lou Holtz is a real idiot....what the h*** is he doing on a college football program..??..

Overall NCAA: 249-132-7
(8th All-Time Division I-A by victories)

Bowls

12-8-2

Championships

1988 NCAA Division I FBS National Football Championship

Awards

1972 ACC Coach of the Year
1977 National Coach of the Year
1988 Paul "Bear" Bryant Award
2000 SEC Coach of the Year
I assume you believe that picking Notre Dame to go 12-0 this season and play in the MNC game is a sound and rational choice.

If you watch Holtz, you can tell he's not living in the same century as everyone else. He picked ND to win 11 games last season. We saw how well that worked out. I enjoy watching Lou Holtz because the man is a train wreck. If I did hallucinogenic drugs, I'd watch Lou all the time. If I want quality, intelligent football analysis, I'll go somewhere else - like off ESPN.
 
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