Dwag Thanksgiving (caption contest)

[JacketFan77]

From the Jake Fromm residence ...

 

[TheTaxJacket]

Damn...The mom is as tall as me. Cant let the guys see that. Let me stand on my tip toes.

 

[Architorture23]

ugh... who invited Chaney?

 

[jdubjacket]

Damn...The mom is as tall as me. Cant let the guys see that. Let me stand on my tip toes.

Holy öööö, good catch.

 

[DressCheeseSideSeaboard]

The third guy on the left ate one of the smaller children.

 

[KG01]

"Hurry this thang up a'fore dey realize I ate half tha turkey and stufft the rest in muh shorts." - Chaney

 

[KG01]

The third guy on the left ate one of the smaller children.

The two guys on the left were promised a night with Eason's sister if they smiled.

 

[User 8976]

1. He looks like Al Bundy
2. I ate a baby
3. Get in mah belly
4. Leftovers? Nah fam

 

[DressCheeseSideSeaboard]

The mom is kinda hot. Do they live in Johns Creek?

 

[User 8976]

The mom is kinda hot. Do they live in Johns Creek?

No but she rode on Kiffen Lane

 

[Akinji07]

I would like a one post immunity to talk about the things I would do to Jake Fromm's mom.

 

[KG01]

I would like a one post immunity to talk about the things I would do to Jake Fromm's mom.

Granted. Feel free to include sample pics.

 

[Akinji07]

Granted. Feel free to include sample pics.

Unfortunately only Beestorm or the Cypriot can give immunity and knowing my best friend he would say yeah go ahead and then wait for it with his finger on the trigger.

 

[DressCheeseSideSeaboard]

Unfortunately only Beestorm or the Cypriot can give immunity and knowing my best friend he would say yeah go ahead and then wait for it with his finger on the trigger.

That sounds like something a Greek would do.

 

[KG01]

Unfortunately only Beestorm or the Cypriot can give immunity and knowing my best friend he would say yeah go ahead and then wait for it with his finger on the trigger.

Who says I can't grant immunity? I can handle things ... I'm schmaht!!

Seriously, go for it. I promise you won't be banned.

 

[Akinji07]

Who says I can't grant immunity? I can handle things ... I'm schmaht!!

Seriously, go for it. I promise you won't be banned.

Nah, I changed my mind. She's too white for my taste.

 

[KG01]

Nah, I changed my mind. She's too white for my taste.

Sounds like you b*tched out, honestly. Kinda like that uGA DB who b*tched out when facing a cut block thereby injuring himself. Was pretty funny.

 

[RamblinWreck09]

I'd like to take her out for a nice dinner. Someplace a little more hip, you know a sport jacket and nice dark washed jeans kind of date. Then we could find a quiet coffee shop afterwards for delightful and compelling conversation. At the conclusion of the evening I'd walk her to her door and leave her with a kiss on the cheek.

Then I'd return to my car, fire it up, and do donuts in her yard while screaming "28-27 öööööööööööö!!!! TO HELL WITH GEORGIA!!!!"

 

[gth874t]

mind rite

 

[GSUGTATL]

I would like a one post immunity to talk about the things I would do to Jake Fromm's mom.

Will your video with her be on Brazzers?