Excerpts from Kirby Smart's Diary

[WracerX]

Dec 5, 2015

I must be the luckiest guy alive. Top 10 recruiting classes for the last 5 years plus one in the bag this year with the nation's top QB. It's like Nick says, only a ööööing idiot couldn't win 10 games with this ream.

 

[WracerX]

Oct 15, 2016

I guess they didn't need my permission after all.

 

[WracerX]

Jan 1, 2016

I am so busy. Good thing Lane said he would give my wife a ride anytime. Gave me extra time to study film of my new team. She sure was happy when she grabbed his keys from the bowl. That guy is a prince.

 

[WracerX]

Oct 1, 2016

Writing this entry on the fly. Wanted to catch the feeling live. We have this game in the bag.

 

[WracerX]

Nov 19, 2016

Not sure why Nick said he rubs icy hot in his butthole before fcs games to keep concentration. It just burns. I asked Jason to take a look to make sure I was doing it right, but he refused. Not sure that guy is all in for the team.

 

[WracerX]

Sept 5, 2016

2 for 1 coupons at Supercuts! Now I really am the luckiest guy alive.

 

[WracerX]

Oct 29, 2016

Why the hell is every station in Jacksonville playing "Groundhogs Day"?

 

[WracerX]

Nov 3, 2016

Paid up on my bet to Lane that I could beat his SEC record at Tennessee. Jokes on him though, that was the most half hearted handjob I've ever given.

 

[jacket67]

Nov 27, 2016

I need to get a refund from that Van Gorder guy.

 

[WracerX]

Nov 26, 2016

The head cheerleader told me to drop by after the post game to learn 'how to get the taste of Johnson out of my mouth'. That guy's a prince.

 

[00Burdell]

Nov 27, 2016

Asked Nick if I could have my old job back. He couldn't stop laughing.

 

[BigDanT]

Nov 26, 2016
12:00pm

Today is a great day! Nothing could get me down. We have it in the bag!


4:00
Everything is meaning-less. At least coach Chaney gives good hugs.

Edit: that man is a prince

 

[WracerX]

Nov 21, 2016

The secret to stopping the option is to practice without balls. And our fans have been saying I don't have anyballs all year. So happy me.

 

[WracerX]

Nov 7, 2014

I wonder why Lane always says I look like I just got out of the icebath?

 

[WracerX]

June 4, 2016

I just love opening these time capsules. Quency Carter left me a whole bag full of sugar.

 

[cyptomcat]

Oct 14, 2016

Dear Diary,

do you think they realize they made a huge mistake?

 

[cyptomcat]

Oct 15, 2016

yes, they do

 

[gtjojo189]

Sept. 24, 2016 11:30am

The SEC west... I know how to take care of these guys.

Sept. 24, 2016 4 pm

What the **** happened? How long till they figure out I'm in over my head

 

[JWilly]

August 31 1994

I enjoy the company of male companions in a shower. Me and football will goes along just fine i think daddy. I am gonna make you so proud

 

[WracerX]

Oct 10, 2016

Evryone said that the worst coach in the east played at uga, but it isn't me.