Excerpts from Kirby Smart's Diary

Nov 23, 2016

Lane giving me 3-1 odds that Charlie Brown is going to kick that ball this year.
 
Nov 24, 2016

Damn that Lane. He said Charlie will probably be a preseason #1 just like us next year. Such a prince.
 
November 23, 2016

Brian VanGorder touched me in the dirty place again in the back of his truck. He said it's how Penn State stops the option.
 
Nov. 24, 2016,

Dear Diary,

You think Lane could be my dad? Naw he ain't old enough. Maybe Monte .... could me 'n Lane we long lost brothers?! How romantical.

Maybe that's why my wife's always calling his name in her sleep. Maybe she can sense it? What a special gal. How lucky can a feller be?
 
October 24, 2016

The Georgia Way consists of inbreeding, and ensuring that those in the program are held accountable for their actions.

Today, I dismantled the tenet bringing the program down.
 
August 28, 1990

Schools started. Its pretty cool. tonight i discovered something. I was at the skating rink when I realized Im ugly. Maybe not ugly but Im certainly not desirable. It stinks. Guys used to look at me and whistle now they dont even pay attention. When I looked in the mirror, I was totally bummed I really am not pretty. No wonder I havent had a boyfriend in two years.
 
10-16-16

Got in line behind Jim Chaney at the salad bar. Note to self, if you want any ham or ranch dressing, get ahead of him in line. Also, Vanderbilt was better than I thought. Whoooo boy!
 
JJacket said:
10-16-16

Got in line behind Jim Chaney at the salad bar. Note to self, if you want any ham or ranch dressing, get ahead of him in line. Also, Vanderbilt was better than I thought. Whoooo boy!
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This is the first time Jim Chaney and salad bar were used in the same sentence.
 
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