Football Tweets

[MACHETE]

It's less weird when it's not upside down.

Umm, not really. Looks like he is preparing to get ass ööööed.

 

[GTFLETCH]

 

[GTFLETCH]

 

[ClubSeats]

He looks like he has a vagina

He?

 

[gambler]

He?

I wanna switch from wideout to QB

 

[ClubSeats]

I wanna switch from wideout to QB

Yeah, but I wouldn’t be in shotgun like that quarterback

 

[BuzzCzar]

Yeah, but I wouldn’t be in shotgun like that quarterback

Pistol?

 

[00Burdell]

Pistol?

Under Center

 

[BuzzCzar]

Under Center

Then how do they broadcast the crotch shot to the whole world?

 

[The Jacket]

You'd better hurry. Once the edit button disappears, so will you.

 

[Diseqc]

We’re only at halftime?

 

[MeatWrench]

Oops. Hasta la vista, hombres

 

[The Jacket]

Oops. Hasta la vista, hombres

Quick, maybe we can cover it up, like in the movies.

 

[MeatWrench]

Quick, maybe we can cover it up, like in the movies.

*deep breathing*

 

[The Jacket]

 

[BuzzCzar]

Penn St?.

 

[The Jacket]

Penn St?.

 

[The Jacket]

If anyone could do it, it would be Tennessee.

 

[Dirty Jacket]

Satire or serious? .

 

[The Jacket]

Satire or serious? .

I'm not sure there's a difference anymore.