Game over. Vols win. They have the formula.

We throw a lot. We just don't catch it very well. Those 3/20 stat lines are embarrassing.
 
I've sketched it out:

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Idgits. The ball is simultaneously in all four option universes until Parker Braun causes a collapse of the knee wave function.
 
BEHOLD, EDUCATED EVIL STUPID MORONS, FOUR SIMULTANEOUS OPTIONS, 4 DAYS, 4 NIGHTS, DIVINE HOLY OPTION CUBE. UNITARIAN OPTIONS ARE STUPID, TWO OPTIONS AND THREE OPTIONS ARE OBVIOUSLY STUPID. DO NOT BE DECEIVED BY THOSE WHO WOULD TELL YOU THERE IS ONE (1) BALL ONLY, LIES! THERE ARE FOUR(4) SIMULTANEOUS PLAYS ON A CUBIC FOOTBALL FIELD, 4 DEFENSES, 4 READS.

Only CPJ can see the other two sides of the cube....
 
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