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The Fifth Annual Christmas/Festivus/Hanukkah wish list for all 119 teams this holiday season.
To ...Air Force: At least one win against the Mountain West's Big 3.
Akron: DT Ryan Bain to heal and be the player he was in 2008 spring ball.
Alabama: Gene Chizik ... wait a minute 'Bama, you're not supposed to open your presents early.
Arizona: The Las Vegas Bowl as the jumping-off point, not the plateau, for the Mike Stoops era.
Arizona State: An offensive tackle who can protect the passer, and a deep-tissue massage for Rudy Carpenter.
Arkansas: A Matt Ryan jersey.
Arkansas State: A seventh win. (At the D-I level, the program hasn't won seven games since 1978.)
Army: Rich Ellerson (the Cal Poly head coach whose offense led the FCS, averaging 44 points and 487 yards per game).
Auburn: The next five years to go by very, very quickly.
Ball State: Nate Davis to stick around one more year and for a few more dollars to be able to keep a coach like Brady Hoke the next time around.
Baylor: A few more finds like Robert Griffin.
Boise State: 108 wins in 10 seasons to bring a bit more respect from the BCS.
Boston College: Anyone but Virginia Tech in the ACC Championship.
Bowling Green: The Falcon offense to be better than 115th in the nation (what Tennessee's offense was with Dave Clawson, the new head coach, in charge of the attack).
BYU: A new pair of pants after soiling the ones worn against TCU and Utah.
Buffalo: Another season with three overtime wins, a Hail Mary to pull out a victory, and more opponent's fumbles in the biggest game of the year.
California: For the NCAA to take five minutes off from its treasure bath and understand why the words Reggie and Bush and New Era Sports & Entertainment all go together.
Central Michigan: A pair of lock-down cover-corners.
Cincinnati: Butch Jones in the waiting room to be ready when Brian Kelly inevitably bolts.
Clemson: Dabo Swinney to be worth not going after an A-list head man.
Colorado: Chris Petersen.
Colorado State: A sack or a tackle for loss.
Connecticut: Donald Brown to not wake up and realize he belongs in the NFL.
Duke: Another Michael Tauiliili for the defense and a healthy Thaddeus Lewis for the offense.
East Carolina: Charlie Weis to stay at Notre Dame and for Skip Holtz to wait a few more years for the gig to open up.
Eastern Michigan: The headlines to quickly turn from race to how Ron English has the program on track for its first winning season since 1995.
Florida Atlantic: Howard Schnellenberger to open up the new stadium in 2010 with a Sun Belt powerhouse ... and a sponsor for the building.
FIU: Eight hours of uninterrupted sleep, Bose computer speakers, and a size-too-small Golden Dazzler cheerleader outfit for the wife ... oh, wait, Florida International, not me? Fine. As big a jump in production from 2008 to 2009 as there was from 2007 to 2008.
Florida: The NFL advisory board to give Tim Tebow a fifth-round projection, and for the Cleveland Browns to not want to go the college coaching route after the Butch Davis fiasco.
Florida State: Another Myron Rolle and fewer of the 17 players who got nailed for academic cheating last year at this time.
Fresno State: To realize the season isn't over even after a loss to a team from a BCS league.
Georgia: A crowbar to open up the slammed-shut window of national title opportunity the program had with future Detroit Lions QB Matthew Stafford under center and Knowshon Moreno in the backfield.
Georgia Tech: For Paul Johnson to get the type of next-level athletes who can make this beautiful precision offense really sing.
Hawaii: For all the teams that book the Hawaii game as a sort of reward trip to get a bumpy flight, a crying kid, the Sudoku in the in-flight magazine to be half finished, and for the regular, dry roasted peanuts and not the honey roasted variety. Upon arrival, 80 degrees and bikinis as far as the eye can see.
Houston: Head coach Kevin Sumlin to remain under the radar when the coaching openings come up.
Idaho: Linemen, linemen, linemen.
Illinois: A faster rowboat to catch up to the ship that sailed.
Indiana: A healthy and focused Kellen Lewis.
Iowa: Jewel Hampton to have taken good notes to be ready when Shonn Greene jumps to the NFL.
Iowa State: A quick and convenient end to the Gene Chizik era with some mind-numbed program stepping in to take him away. Wait, you got that? Then shoot for the stars and ask for the Red Ryder BB gun.
Kansas: Bill Snyder to come back from the cobwebs to take over again at Kansas State ... Santa visited early.
Kansas State: The right JUCO transfers to come in and mesh with all the other JUCO transfers.
Kent State: A healthy Eugene Jarvis for a full season.
Kentucky: The incoming quarterback recruits to be good enough to allow Randall Cobb to be used in a variety of positions.
UL Lafayette: Quick and talented replacements for QB Michael Desormeaux and RB Tyrell Fenroy.
UL Monroe: An offensive lineman who can protect the passer and a defensive lineman who can get to the quarterback.
Louisiana Tech: Derek Dooley, son of the legendary head coach, Vince Dooley, to not be in line for the Georgia job if and when Mark Richt continues to fail at getting the program over the hump.
Louisville: Todd Graham.
LSU: A damn strong football team and a quarterback whose favorite receiver isn't wearing the other team's colors.
Marshall: A head coach with a defensive coaching background. No, another one.
Maryland: More close wins (five of the seven were by eight points or fewer).
Memphis: Even stronger quarterback play to take the pressure off RB Curtis Steele.
Miami: All the superstar recruits to be superstar players sooner than later.
Miami University: An offense that can score, a defense that can stop the run, an offense that can stop turning the ball over, a defense that can get into the backfield, an offense that can run the ball ...
Michigan: Pat White, Steve Slaton, Darius Reynaud, Owen Schmitt, Ryan Stanchek, Greg Isdaner, Keilen Dykes, Reed Williams, Johnny Dingle and a Big East schedule.
Michigan State: Rich Rodriguez to get an extension.
Middle Tennessee: Some semblance of a running game.
Minnesota: Eric Decker to come up with that catch against Northwestern.
Ole Miss: Ed Orgeron to come back as the recruiting coordinator.
Mississippi State: Dan Mullen to show right away that his offense consists of more than Tebow right, Tebow left, Tebow right.
Missouri: More players named Chase.
Navy: Ken Niumatalolo to continue to show he can keep the Paul Johnson success going for at least a few more years before taking the offense to a BCS program.
Nebraska: The defense to have Bo Pelini's temper.
Nevada: A corner, a safety, another corner and maybe another safety for the nation's worst pass defense.
New Mexico: Mike Locksley to have gone to the Ron Zook school of recruiting.
New Mexico State: The Hal Mumme offense to be able to score more than two points against Utah State and the defense to be able to keep someone's running game to under 200 yards.
North Carolina: Five minutes without hearing the name Tyler Hansbrough. Sorry, that's a gift for the world this college basketball season. For the football team, one year when the key parts stay healthy and the head coach stays put.
NC State: A decent start (the Pack started 2-6 this year and 1-5 in 2007).
North Texas: The supposedly high-octane Todd Dodge passing attack to at least be above-average, and for a defense that can keep someone under 483 yards and 48 points.
Northern Illinois: A move from the brutal MAC West to the light and breezy MAC East, and 14 more points (the Huskies lost to Minnesota, Western Michigan, Tennessee and Central Michigan by four points or fewer).
The Fifth Annual Christmas/Festivus/Hanukkah wish list for all 119 teams this holiday season.
To ...Air Force: At least one win against the Mountain West's Big 3.
Akron: DT Ryan Bain to heal and be the player he was in 2008 spring ball.
Alabama: Gene Chizik ... wait a minute 'Bama, you're not supposed to open your presents early.
Arizona: The Las Vegas Bowl as the jumping-off point, not the plateau, for the Mike Stoops era.
Arizona State: An offensive tackle who can protect the passer, and a deep-tissue massage for Rudy Carpenter.
Arkansas: A Matt Ryan jersey.
Arkansas State: A seventh win. (At the D-I level, the program hasn't won seven games since 1978.)
Army: Rich Ellerson (the Cal Poly head coach whose offense led the FCS, averaging 44 points and 487 yards per game).
Auburn: The next five years to go by very, very quickly.
Ball State: Nate Davis to stick around one more year and for a few more dollars to be able to keep a coach like Brady Hoke the next time around.
Baylor: A few more finds like Robert Griffin.
Boise State: 108 wins in 10 seasons to bring a bit more respect from the BCS.
Boston College: Anyone but Virginia Tech in the ACC Championship.
Bowling Green: The Falcon offense to be better than 115th in the nation (what Tennessee's offense was with Dave Clawson, the new head coach, in charge of the attack).
BYU: A new pair of pants after soiling the ones worn against TCU and Utah.
Buffalo: Another season with three overtime wins, a Hail Mary to pull out a victory, and more opponent's fumbles in the biggest game of the year.
California: For the NCAA to take five minutes off from its treasure bath and understand why the words Reggie and Bush and New Era Sports & Entertainment all go together.
Central Michigan: A pair of lock-down cover-corners.
Cincinnati: Butch Jones in the waiting room to be ready when Brian Kelly inevitably bolts.
Clemson: Dabo Swinney to be worth not going after an A-list head man.
Colorado: Chris Petersen.
Colorado State: A sack or a tackle for loss.
Connecticut: Donald Brown to not wake up and realize he belongs in the NFL.
Duke: Another Michael Tauiliili for the defense and a healthy Thaddeus Lewis for the offense.
East Carolina: Charlie Weis to stay at Notre Dame and for Skip Holtz to wait a few more years for the gig to open up.
Eastern Michigan: The headlines to quickly turn from race to how Ron English has the program on track for its first winning season since 1995.
Florida Atlantic: Howard Schnellenberger to open up the new stadium in 2010 with a Sun Belt powerhouse ... and a sponsor for the building.
FIU: Eight hours of uninterrupted sleep, Bose computer speakers, and a size-too-small Golden Dazzler cheerleader outfit for the wife ... oh, wait, Florida International, not me? Fine. As big a jump in production from 2008 to 2009 as there was from 2007 to 2008.
Florida: The NFL advisory board to give Tim Tebow a fifth-round projection, and for the Cleveland Browns to not want to go the college coaching route after the Butch Davis fiasco.
Florida State: Another Myron Rolle and fewer of the 17 players who got nailed for academic cheating last year at this time.
Fresno State: To realize the season isn't over even after a loss to a team from a BCS league.
Georgia: A crowbar to open up the slammed-shut window of national title opportunity the program had with future Detroit Lions QB Matthew Stafford under center and Knowshon Moreno in the backfield.
Georgia Tech: For Paul Johnson to get the type of next-level athletes who can make this beautiful precision offense really sing.
Hawaii: For all the teams that book the Hawaii game as a sort of reward trip to get a bumpy flight, a crying kid, the Sudoku in the in-flight magazine to be half finished, and for the regular, dry roasted peanuts and not the honey roasted variety. Upon arrival, 80 degrees and bikinis as far as the eye can see.
Houston: Head coach Kevin Sumlin to remain under the radar when the coaching openings come up.
Idaho: Linemen, linemen, linemen.
Illinois: A faster rowboat to catch up to the ship that sailed.
Indiana: A healthy and focused Kellen Lewis.
Iowa: Jewel Hampton to have taken good notes to be ready when Shonn Greene jumps to the NFL.
Iowa State: A quick and convenient end to the Gene Chizik era with some mind-numbed program stepping in to take him away. Wait, you got that? Then shoot for the stars and ask for the Red Ryder BB gun.
Kansas: Bill Snyder to come back from the cobwebs to take over again at Kansas State ... Santa visited early.
Kansas State: The right JUCO transfers to come in and mesh with all the other JUCO transfers.
Kent State: A healthy Eugene Jarvis for a full season.
Kentucky: The incoming quarterback recruits to be good enough to allow Randall Cobb to be used in a variety of positions.
UL Lafayette: Quick and talented replacements for QB Michael Desormeaux and RB Tyrell Fenroy.
UL Monroe: An offensive lineman who can protect the passer and a defensive lineman who can get to the quarterback.
Louisiana Tech: Derek Dooley, son of the legendary head coach, Vince Dooley, to not be in line for the Georgia job if and when Mark Richt continues to fail at getting the program over the hump.
Louisville: Todd Graham.
LSU: A damn strong football team and a quarterback whose favorite receiver isn't wearing the other team's colors.
Marshall: A head coach with a defensive coaching background. No, another one.
Maryland: More close wins (five of the seven were by eight points or fewer).
Memphis: Even stronger quarterback play to take the pressure off RB Curtis Steele.
Miami: All the superstar recruits to be superstar players sooner than later.
Miami University: An offense that can score, a defense that can stop the run, an offense that can stop turning the ball over, a defense that can get into the backfield, an offense that can run the ball ...
Michigan: Pat White, Steve Slaton, Darius Reynaud, Owen Schmitt, Ryan Stanchek, Greg Isdaner, Keilen Dykes, Reed Williams, Johnny Dingle and a Big East schedule.
Michigan State: Rich Rodriguez to get an extension.
Middle Tennessee: Some semblance of a running game.
Minnesota: Eric Decker to come up with that catch against Northwestern.
Ole Miss: Ed Orgeron to come back as the recruiting coordinator.
Mississippi State: Dan Mullen to show right away that his offense consists of more than Tebow right, Tebow left, Tebow right.
Missouri: More players named Chase.
Navy: Ken Niumatalolo to continue to show he can keep the Paul Johnson success going for at least a few more years before taking the offense to a BCS program.
Nebraska: The defense to have Bo Pelini's temper.
Nevada: A corner, a safety, another corner and maybe another safety for the nation's worst pass defense.
New Mexico: Mike Locksley to have gone to the Ron Zook school of recruiting.
New Mexico State: The Hal Mumme offense to be able to score more than two points against Utah State and the defense to be able to keep someone's running game to under 200 yards.
North Carolina: Five minutes without hearing the name Tyler Hansbrough. Sorry, that's a gift for the world this college basketball season. For the football team, one year when the key parts stay healthy and the head coach stays put.
NC State: A decent start (the Pack started 2-6 this year and 1-5 in 2007).
North Texas: The supposedly high-octane Todd Dodge passing attack to at least be above-average, and for a defense that can keep someone under 483 yards and 48 points.
Northern Illinois: A move from the brutal MAC West to the light and breezy MAC East, and 14 more points (the Huskies lost to Minnesota, Western Michigan, Tennessee and Central Michigan by four points or fewer).
