How Do You Get A Clemson Girl To Stop Biting Her Nails?

[GiveEmHellJackets]

Sister and mother? What am I missing? Wouldn't it have to be half-sister or step-mother?

A man named Clem has a daughter named Mary Joe. Not long after she reaches puberty, they gaze at one another in a moonlit cornfield and can't resist consumating their relationship, producing a child named Dabo.

Mary Joe is Dabo's mother since she gave birth to him, but she is also his sister because they have the same father, Clem.

One day, shortly after Dabo and Mary Joe share a meaningful game of footsy underneath the red checkered tablecloth during a family reunion featuring moonshine-soaked watermelons, and end up doing it in a pig pen, they run off to Arkansas and get married.

Dabo and Mary Joe are now brother and sister, mother and son, and husband and wife. And they love their Clemson Tigers!