All these fifth rate nobody-gives-a-damn-about-watching-them loser bowls and the pitiful ACC with its brain dead and prejudiced commissioner can all go to hell.
It's too bad we didn't join the Big Ten when we had the chance.
Maybe we should join the Mountain West Conference, where most road trips are in more attractive locations than any ACC bowl.
I hope one day we'll be able to get out of the sorry ACC, with the worst attendance, worst atmosphere, worst road trips, worst bowls, worst officials, and worst football of any Power Five conference.
Until then, I hope we win so much and our attendance goes up so much that these dip-stick "bowls" will beg us to come, and we can say, "Hell, No!"
But for today, Detroit has a lot more to offer than tour-the-bank-buildings Charlotte, boring-dead-end-and-irrelevant Jacksonville, Mayberry-gets-the-Navy Annapolis, don't-look-for-a-bookstore Shreveport, war-zone El Paso, and freeze-your-ass-off -while-your-car-gets-stolen Yankee Stadium.