Humble, pleading weekly request for Demj's thought...

I will give you a weekly thought:
Just because it taste like butter, and looks like butter, doesn't make it butter. In fact, it could just be butter flavored yogurt.
 
Demjackets, what the freaking hell are Trans Fats, and who gives a rats ass whether food has any in them or not?
 
Dem is busy saving the children of the Congo from the plague. For dinner, he's gonna pop a couple Alka Seltzers and go devour a California wildfire.
 
If you Dial 1-800-DemsatGT, Dems answering service says:

Demjackets cannot be here to take your phone call because he is currently having to go rescue a tribe of sherpas from the worst ice storm in 1000 years off of the peak of Mount Everest. Upon his return he will be more than happy to return your phone call. In the meantime, please press...

#1 if you need Demjackets to perform a miracle of Biblical proportions.

press #2 if you need Demjackets to perform a miracle greater than that of Biblical Proportions.

press #3 if you need Demjackets to crush Chuck Norris' skull with his pinky finger

press #4 if you need Demjackets to satisfy your wife or girlfriend because you are not capable.

press #5 if you want to know the meaning of life.

press #6 if you need hell to freeze over and/or need some flying pigs. Please specify which one.

press#7 if you seek the wisdom of Dems.

press #8 if you would like Dems to perform at your child's birthday party.

press #9 if you wish to sign up for the Demjackets package. For only a very reasonable $29.99 per month, you will receive the sagely advice of Dems on a weekly basis + a free T-shirt that says "Demjackets Disciple". And for the first 100 customers, Demjackets will throw in one free miracle of Biblical proportions to be used within the first 6 months of sign-up.

If you have reached this message in error or were trying to reach Georgiapanther1, or MeettheMachine radio..... please... this isn't the God Damn Hive, hang up now or feel the wrath of Demjackets.
 
Dems, if Georgia Tech were in the Southern hemisphere, would Nesbit have to adjust his throwing motion to account for the reversed coriolis force in order to complete the long ball?





 
Dem, is it true that Frank Beamer decided not to give flu shots to his offense because "they can't catch anything anyway?"
 
BarrelORum said:
If you Dial 1-800-DemsatGT, Dems answering service says:

Demjackets cannot be here to take your phone call because he is currently having to go rescue a tribe of sherpas from the worst ice storm in 1000 years off of the peak of Mount Everest. Upon his return he will be more than happy to return your phone call. In the meantime, please press...

#1 if you need Demjackets to perform a miracle of Biblical proportions.

press #2 if you need Demjackets to perform a miracle greater than that of Biblical Proportions.

press #3 if you need Demjackets to crush Chuck Norris' skull with his pinky finger

press #4 if you need Demjackets to satisfy your wife or girlfriend because you are not capable.

press #5 if you want to know the meaning of life.

press #6 if you need hell to freeze over and/or need some flying pigs. Please specify which one.

press#7 if you seek the wisdom of Dems.

press #8 if you would like Dems to perform at your child's birthday party.

press #9 if you wish to sign up for the Demjackets package. For only a very reasonable $29.99 per month, you will receive the sagely advice of Dems on a weekly basis + a free T-shirt that says "Demjackets Disciple". And for the first 100 customers, Demjackets will throw in one free miracle of Biblical proportions to be used within the first 6 months of sign-up.

If you have reached this message in error or were trying to reach Georgiapanther1, or MeettheMachine radio..... please... this isn't the God Damn Hive, hang up now or feel the wrath of Demjackets.
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:laugher: Wonderful.
 
BarrelORum said:
If you Dial 1-800-DemsatGT, Dems answering service says:

Demjackets cannot be here to take your phone call because he is currently having to go rescue a tribe of sherpas from the worst ice storm in 1000 years off of the peak of Mount Everest. Upon his return he will be more than happy to return your phone call. In the meantime, please press...

#1 if you need Demjackets to perform a miracle of Biblical proportions.

press #2 if you need Demjackets to perform a miracle greater than that of Biblical Proportions.

press #3 if you need Demjackets to crush Chuck Norris' skull with his pinky finger

press #4 if you need Demjackets to satisfy your wife or girlfriend because you are not capable.

press #5 if you want to know the meaning of life.

press #6 if you need hell to freeze over and/or need some flying pigs. Please specify which one.

press#7 if you seek the wisdom of Dems.

press #8 if you would like Dems to perform at your child's birthday party.

press #9 if you wish to sign up for the Demjackets package. For only a very reasonable $29.99 per month, you will receive the sagely advice of Dems on a weekly basis + a free T-shirt that says "Demjackets Disciple". And for the first 100 customers, Demjackets will throw in one free miracle of Biblical proportions to be used within the first 6 months of sign-up.

If you have reached this message in error or were trying to reach Georgiapanther1, or MeettheMachine radio..... please... this isn't the God Damn Hive, hang up now or feel the wrath of Demjackets.
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Very, very nice! :biggthumpup:
 
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