Humble, pleading weekly request for Demj's thought...

[GGGT]

African or european? :D

 

[BarrelORum]

Our #3 option has changed as Demjackets no longer needs to crush Chuck Norris' skull with his pinky. He can do it just by thinking about it.

 

[00Burdell]

If you Dial 1-800-DemsatGT, Dems answering service says:

Demjackets cannot be here to take your phone call because...

press #5 if you want to know the meaning of life.

Press #5 again if you are not pleased with the meaning of life and would like dems to change it.

 

[GT65_UGA89]

Dems, should we rush the field after defeating FSU?

 

[76tornados]

Why is that divider there in my sack? Why are they separated?......

 

[JoltinJacket]

 

[kirbee]

Dems, how far out have you taken pi?

 

[GTland03]

If you Dial 1-800-DemsatGT, Dems answering service says:

Demjackets cannot be here to take your phone call because he is currently having to go rescue a tribe of sherpas from the worst ice storm in 1000 years off of the peak of Mount Everest. Upon his return he will be more than happy to return your phone call. In the meantime, please press...

#1 if you need Demjackets to perform a miracle of Biblical proportions.

press #2 if you need Demjackets to perform a miracle greater than that of Biblical Proportions.

press #3 if you need Demjackets to crush Chuck Norris' skull with his pinky finger

press #4 if you need Demjackets to satisfy your wife or girlfriend because you are not capable.

press #5 if you want to know the meaning of life.

press #6 if you need hell to freeze over and/or need some flying pigs. Please specify which one.

press#7 if you seek the wisdom of Dems.

press #8 if you would like Dems to perform at your child's birthday party.

press #9 if you wish to sign up for the Demjackets package. For only a very reasonable $29.99 per month, you will receive the sagely advice of Dems on a weekly basis + a free T-shirt that says "Demjackets Disciple". And for the first 100 customers, Demjackets will throw in one free miracle of Biblical proportions to be used within the first 6 months of sign-up.

If you have reached this message in error or were trying to reach Georgiapanther1, or MeettheMachine radio..... please... this isn't the God Damn Hive, hang up now or feel the wrath of Demjackets.

:laugher::laugher::laugher:

 

[gsu_paintballer]

3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375

 

[Essobee]

Demj is off this evening. Lovelace is answering his calls. Please bring a pebble.

 

[stinger78]

You guys are strange.

 

[beej67]

Demjackets ... how strange are we?