I got drunk Saturday and made a bet.....

I guess I should have put a third option in there. I'm both a drunk and a wise gambler. That sounds closer to reality, just for this bet though.
 
Good bet. I doubt most ugaggers can calculate what half a hundred is.
 
Good bet. I doubt most ugaggers can calculate what half a hundred is.
True Story. In 2005, when the mutts came to town, one of the retards shouted "Hey Nerd, what's the square root of a million?" at me. "A thousand." He simply blinked at me, while the very tiny cogs in his very tiny brain attempted to do math, and then yelled Go Dawgs.
 
True Story. In 2005, when the mutts came to town, one of the retards shouted "Hey Nerd, what's the square root of a million?" at me. "A thousand." He simply blinked at me, while the very tiny cogs in his very tiny brain attempted to do math, and then yelled Go Dawgs.

I must be in a good mood because that is really funny.
 
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