If Oklahoma State beats Texas

[buzztheirazz]

Indeed, I can think of no better group to solve this new Amercian crisis. If you may permit me making one suggestion that would greatly improve this brave new bureaucracy: Draw in the languid US Congress and our great President to appoint these gentlemen as a new cabinet level Federal Agency, The Department of Football Undergraduate Committee and Trustees (FUCT). Thereafter FUCT will properly oversee this new crisis that threatens all that we hold dear and hence forth guide the ship we know as College Football into the safe harbor amongst this storm.

Surely we must act swiftly, before this disaster occurs only days from now! Should OSU beat Texas not only will this be the coup de grace for the polls, but the entire country may well be thrown into a depression! The dust bowl days are only around the corner!

I implore you all, write your Representatives Now! Let there be FUCT!

:laugher:This may be one of the funniest things I've read on this board. If it wasn't so damn long i'd sig it.

 

[cajunjacket]

Yeah, see the bowl games allow them to "spread the wealth around." LOL ...

It would be way to capitalistic to award the top 16 teams with the "better" bowl games. That just isn't fair to the crappy teams, it's not their fault that they suck (sarcasm).