If you were ACC Commissioner for a day...

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If you were ACC Commissioner for a day and whatever you did could not be changed, what would you do?

Mine:

1. Drop Wake Forest from the conference and add West Virginia - I know... I know we all hate West Virginia. I just think it would be fun to watch the culture clash with them Virginia and Virginia Tech.

2. Re-Align the divisions
South:
Georgia Tech
Clemson
Florida St.
Duke
NC State
North Carolina
Louisville

North:
BC
Syracuse
Pitt
Virginia
Virginia Tech
West Virginia
Miami

3. Eliminate FCS games

4. Challenge Big 10 to a week #1 challenge (like the one we use in basketball) Rank teams in order and play the same rank from the other conference.
 
1. 1 year death penalty for UNC for obvious reasons
2. Free crab legs at games during one week
3. Conference-wide player conduct codes
4. Following conference loss, head coaches must wear other teams colors following Monday
5. Change rule so that commissioner is appointed for life
 
If you were ACC Commissioner for a day and whatever you did could not be changed, what would you do?

Mine:

1. Drop Wake Forest from the conference and add West Virginia - I know... I know we all hate West Virginia. I just think it would be fun to watch the culture clash with them Virginia and Virginia Tech.

2. Re-Align the divisions
South:
Georgia Tech
Clemson
Florida St.
Duke
NC State
North Carolina
Louisville

North:
BC
Syracuse
Pitt
Virginia
Virginia Tech
West Virginia
Miami

3. Eliminate FCS games

4. Challenge Big 10 to a week #1 challenge (like the one we use in basketball) Rank teams in order and play the same rank from the other conference.

I really like the "South" and "North" division idea. Also like having Miami in North since S Florida is basically a Yankee state.
 
If you were ACC Commissioner for a day and whatever you did could not be changed, what would you do?

Mine:

1. Drop Wake Forest from the conference and add West Virginia - I know... I know we all hate West Virginia. I just think it would be fun to watch the culture clash with them Virginia and Virginia Tech.

2. Re-Align the divisions
South:
Georgia Tech
Clemson
Florida St.
Duke
NC State
North Carolina
Louisville

North:
BC
Syracuse
Pitt
Virginia
Virginia Tech
West Virginia
Miami

3. Eliminate FCS games

4. Challenge Big 10 to a week #1 challenge (like the one we use in basketball) Rank teams in order and play the same rank from the other conference.
Why not challenge the almighty SEC
 
Fire all the refs. Use ACC IT office to plant child porn on Dick Papparo's and Lenny Wertz's computers if they are still living.
 
  1. Fire Ron Cherry
  2. Vacate all wins obtained by teams with players wearing opponent's jerseys
  3. Fine all Athletic Departments which have worn opponent's jerseys $69,000,000 to be paid to said opponent
  4. Rehire Ron Cherry
 
Also mandate ref training for forward progress. And mandate that ACC teams are forbidden to play in games officiated by refs un-re-trained on forward progress
 
1. 1 year death penalty for UNC for obvious reasons
2. Free crab legs at games during one week
3. Conference-wide player conduct codes
4. Following conference loss, head coaches must wear other teams colors following Monday
5. Change rule so that commissioner is appointed for life
Real like #s 1 and 4
 
Lenny died three years ago.

1. Bring the hammer down on UNC.
2. Require Notre Dame to play a full conference football schedule or get the hell out of the other sports.

I'm ok with ND playing 5 football games. But I wouldn't pay them a dime for their other sports.
 
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