Irish Drunk History

[gt2690b]

Why does a soccer clock run backwards?
Do they not want to know how much time is left in the game?

Huh? It runs forward

Football and basketball run backwards

 

[madRazor]

Why does a soccer clock run backwards?
Do they not want to know how much time is left in the game?

You're backwards, a retard, thinking, of the highest order.

 

[GTRules]

Huh? It runs forward

Football and basketball run backwards

Football runs the correct way. Soccer runs backwards from that.

 

[GTRules]

Football runs the correct way. Soccer runs backwards from that.

Aww. I got another clown.

 

[ClubSeats]

Thanks for nothing, bitches, headed to Ireland today just as ignorant as when I started this thread! But no worries, I’ll catch up on Wikipedia and become an expert during the flight.

 

[SiliconJacket]

 

[H-town]

I was looking for some distillery tours in Ireland. None that I could find. They have distilleries but no tours.

 

[JJacket]

Aww. I got another clown.

You answered yourself, big dummy.

 

[GTRules]

You answered yourself, big dummy.

You should have given me a clown.

 

[swampsting]

Football runs the correct way. Soccer runs backwards from that.

31 NHL arenas count the periods down from 20 minutes. One counts it up from zero. That's Montreal. And that's how the time is officially taken by the NHL. A goal at 19:57 is scored not three seconds in but with three seconds to go.

 

[GTRules]

31 NHL arenas count the periods down from 20 minutes. One counts it up from zero. That's Montreal. And that's how the time is officially taken by the NHL. A goal at 19:57 is scored not three seconds in but with three seconds to go.

Thank you for the evidence that French places suck.

 

[swampsting]

Thank you for the evidence that French places suck.

There is a good time to be had in Montreal. A very, very good time.

Also, there is a lot of Irish history in Montreal.

 

[GTRules]

There is a good time to be had in Montreal. A very, very good time.

Also, there is a lot of Irish history in Montreal.

And it’s also a French ööööhole.

 

[BuzzCzar]

And it’s also a French ööööhole.

Your getting confused between Montreal and RedLobster again

 

[GTRules]

Your getting confused between Montreal and RedLobster again

That’s because I’m old. What’s your excuse?

 

[BuzzCzar]

That’s because I’m old. What’s your excuse?

I hang out with drunk Irishmen

 

[GTRules]

I hang out with drunk Irishmen

I’m sure Austria is est up with them.

 

[BuzzCzar]

I’m sure Austria is est up with them.

There is an Irish pub right around the corner from me. It's where I usually watch games of various sports

Flanagans Irish Pub Vienna | Irish Bar Vienna, Austria

Flanagans is a centrally located pub in Vienna. We are a free house allowing us to sell a wide variety of beer, wine and spirits along with food, hand prepared ourselves.

flanagans.at

 

[ee8384]

There is an Irish pub right around the corner from me. It's where I usually watch games of various sports

Flanagans Irish Pub Vienna | Irish Bar Vienna, Austria

Flanagans is a centrally located pub in Vienna. We are a free house allowing us to sell a wide variety of beer, wine and spirits along with food, hand prepared ourselves.

flanagans.at

I went to Flanagan's Irish Pub in the Holiday Inn Shanghai.

One of the most surreal travel experiences I've had. Sitting in Shanghai, in a US-branded hotel, in an Irish pub, listening to a Filipino cover band play Lynyrd Skynyrd.

 

[GTRules]

There is an Irish pub right around the corner from me. It's where I usually watch games of various sports

Flanagans Irish Pub Vienna | Irish Bar Vienna, Austria

Flanagans is a centrally located pub in Vienna. We are a free house allowing us to sell a wide variety of beer, wine and spirits along with food, hand prepared ourselves.

flanagans.at

There are many Irish pubs where I live.