It's Got to Be Reggie's Fault

The tuba players aren't blowing hard enough to create a breeze. Fire the band director.
 
GTWannaBee said:
All you people are crazy!! It's not the heat; it's the humidity!
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Everybody knows that the humidity is the OL fault. If it weren't for the humidity maybe the heat wouldn't be so much of a problem.
 
I can't believe none of you have placed blame where it really belongs. THE HILL. Those folks raise billions of dollars, hire great faculty, build phenomenal baseball and academic facilities...but they don't care about those of us who have to sit in the sun. They can build a nano-technology building, but they can't build a weather modifier to park a cloud in front of the sun...during day games...after all, we know that Gailey would be on the phone with the Egyptian sun god Ra, working this thing out if it wasn't for the Hill.
 
He just doesn't give a damn. Not one.
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Just keep fixing YOUR equipment Reggie - we'll sweat it out for three or four hours. :mad:

Are these jerseys the only answer the GTAA has for the total lack of sunlight Thursday Night? This hue MUST be adjusted.
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I heard our "flagship station" passed out hot coffee instead of ice cream.
 
TechSBP said:
I can't believe none of you have placed blame where it really belongs. THE HILL. Those folks raise billions of dollars, hire great faculty, build phenomenal baseball and academic facilities...but they don't care about those of us who have to sit in the sun. They can build a nano-technology building, but they can't build a weather modifier to park a cloud in front of the sun...during day games...after all, we know that Gailey would be on the phone with the Egyptian sun god Ra, working this thing out if it wasn't for the Hill.
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Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! There you go again, trying to pass the blame to some one else when everybody knows who it really belongs to. If our current head coach had taken a real major at a real institution of higher education (instead of PE at UF) he would have known that King Tut's daddy did away with Ra. And even though DB specifically told him that he was not to be involved in matters relating to the protection of fans from the sun because that was Carol Moore's responsibility, he should have realized that the fans are the most important part of the football program, and he should have gone straight to the only legitimate sun god, Apollo. So would you please stop making excuses for him? Thank you very much.

BTW, Fire Carol Moore!
 
As you can see from this photo, it is in fact Patrick Nix's fault:

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However, last year it was Chan's fault.
 
I hope everybody knows that recruits and their parents read this board. Do you think any of them are going to want to come here after hearing about how hot it gets? This thread needs to be closed and deleted immediately.
 
You're not a real fan if you don't want it known publicly how hot it gets. Real fans are people who expose the flaws in their program so they'll get better. Quit excepting mediocrity.
 
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