Jacory Harris is...

Jacory Harris is jealous because The View decided to interview Clay Aiken instead of him in their next episode. At least he he got Rosie's vote...
 
Jacory Harris once threw a football so fast that it orbited the Earth and re-entered the atmosphere into the hands of a Miami reciever for a touchdown during practice. Coach Shannon has now advised against it because the excuse "I swear they got killed by an asteroid!" is getting old with Miami's athletic association.
 
Jacory Harris is about to become very acquainted with my good friend Derrick Morgan.
 
With the repeated appearance of this type of topic and the results that tend to follow, if Harris owns us Thurs I will convince the mods to ban the creation of threads like this. I'm seriously starting to get superstitious whenever we start doing this for an opposing QB.
 
GTLiebs said:
With the repeated appearance of this type of topic and the results that tend to follow, if Harris owns us Thurs I will convince the mods to ban the creation of threads like this. I'm seriously starting to get superstitious whenever we start doing this for an opposing QB.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magical_thinking

Jacory Harris has a pastel keenex box holder in his bathroom that matches his shower curtain and his toothbrush caddy.
 
Jacory Harris cried during the notebook but got laid for it because the girl next to him thought he was "so sensitive".
 
Jacory Harris was supposed to study last year's game film of GT last night but he accidentally recorded Brokeback Mountain over it...
 
GTLiebs said:
O you laugh, but I still remember watching BC beat the everliving **** out of us at the first game I ever went to. And Kyle Parker didn't exactly crash and burn either...
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I know, I know. I am guilty of it too, especially when it comes to Tech football and other things that are 100% beyond my control. Anyone else ever do one of these: "Okay, I'll play our upcoming game on EA NCAA Football, on Heisman mode, and if get the win, that means...." Fast forward to 3am: "Okay, best 5 out of 9, and this time I'll only play 2 minute quarters...."

By the way, Jacory Harris doesn't play NCAA 10. He plays Twilight.
 
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