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Dr. SBJ
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I just bought a Seiko. Do you think if I rest my hand on the counter I'll get special treatment at the Super 8?
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I just bought a Seiko. Do you think if I rest my hand on the counter I'll get special treatment at the Super 8?
Whos the moneybags with that deluxe grey tent?
The AA is so ööööing slow with updates. I swear to christ if they crease my tickets to the inaugural johncu bowl, i will reduce my yearly donation to the low 7 figures.Guys I just scored the best deal. I just bought the bowl for only $30 million with my Capital One Plutonium Card and am moving it to South Carolina because I don't feel like driving. Say hello to the johncu Bowl™. I've hired 650 migrant workers from Madagascar to build a new stadium by New Year's. Only 13 deaths so far but I settled for a paltry 1.3 million. I'm even importing some Madagascan lemurs to put in the stadium because I love those little ööööers. Oh and the game is on Jan 1 now because I wanted to be in a New Year's Bowl. You guys are welcome to come.
This reminds me of y2k gator bowl. We didn't stay in our room.Eat your heart out bitches!
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From the way the johncu bowl sounds, your tickets will be gold-plated. Don't worry about creases.The AA is so ööööing slow with updates. I swear to christ if they crease my tickets to the inaugural johncu bowl, i will reduce my yearly donation to the low 7 figures.
Wherever your mom and I decide, obviously.Where in SC?
No need to borrow a room. I already have one....but 3 minutes? öööö that!Can GTMom and I borrow a room for about three minutes?
No need to borrow a room. I already have one....but 3 minutes? öööö that!
No need to borrow a room. I already have one....but 3 minutes? öööö that!
That's including cuddle time.No need to borrow a room. I already have one....but 3 minutes? öööö that!
Lol! Are we taking bids? I've got a 4.5... can I get a 5?I'll give you 4.5 minutes baby.
That's including cuddle time.
Credit card? Do you even $80MM, bro?Guys I just scored the best deal. I just bought the bowl for only $30 million with my Capital One Plutonium Card and am moving it to South Carolina because I don't feel like driving. Say hello to the johncu Bowl™. I've hired 650 migrant workers from Madagascar to build a new stadium by New Year's. Only 13 deaths so far but I settled for a paltry 1.3 million. I'm even importing some Madagascan lemurs to put in the stadium because I love those little ööööers. Oh and the game is on Jan 1 now because I wanted to be in a New Year's Bowl. You guys are welcome to come.
Lol! Are we taking bids? I've got a 4.5... can I get a 5?
Anal depth. In decimetersMinutes or inches? I can beat both.
Minutes or inches? I can beat both.
Now we're gettin somewhere....I'll give you 4.5 minutes baby.
Yes, pleazzz