These people who feel the need to play Jesus and tell us to examine ourselves before mocking the sins of others absolutely kill me.
This is college football. We are college football fans.
How is this supposed to go?
Tech Fan: Your players are hoodlums!
UGAg Fan: So was one of yours!
Tech Fan: Very well.
Jesus Christ. This is Georgia that we're talking about. This is the supposed second coming of the most annoying name any of us have ever heard in our lives. This is the year that they're supposed to assume their god-given place atop not only the football world but the rankings of all matter across this galaxy and no less than half of Andromeda.
I'd hate to tailgate with you. I'd probably have to put your face on the grill after the first time I tried to ask what the Good Word was and you responded that "We may very well go to hell ourselves, so pace yourself."
I imagine your humanitarian asses don't actually want us to beat Georgia because even though it means we get to win - it still means that the other team has to feel the agony of defeat and we should never wish that on another human being, even if they are our rivals.
Good God almighty, people.