Les 'n Paul Caption Contest

[JoltinJacket]

Les: Betcha thought I could only pull those lucky-ass gimmicks out of my fresh, crisp white hat? Wait'll ya see what comes out of this coat pocket.

 

[gsu_paintballer]

PJ - I'm going to kick your ass so bad
LM - You wanna take this outside?
PJ - That's the only way you will win. The traffic stands a much better chance of tackling my guys than your team

 

[PerfectOption]

Miles: " How many points you think you guys are gonna score on us?"

PJ: " How much do you want your fair weather fans yelling at you by half time?"

 

[JWE37]

Les: Boxers or briefs?
CPJ: Neither

 

[spandex]

"Let me see if I can find a pen. I'd love to have your autograph, Coach Johnson."

 

[77GTFan]

Can you show me how to tie my tie the correct length?

 

[spandex]

Miles: "I have in my coat pocket the secret to stopping your offense!"

CPJ: "I have in my coat the guy who couldn't care less."

 

[spandex]

Miles: "Let's settle this like grown men: armpit farts at ten paces."

 

[JoltinJacket]

Miles: "I have in my coat pocket the secret to stopping your offense!"

CPJ: "I have in my coat the guy who couldn't care less."

:laugher: Clubhouse leader.

 

[gtfan088]

Les: Listen, buddy. I've got a gram of the finest Colombian coke right here in my coat pocket. I'm planning on getting quite the fix a few minutes before kickoff. What ya think about that?

Paul: I think that your experience will mirror that of your team. It may be great at first, but at fifteen minutes you will peak, and it's all downhill from there.

 

[RoswellWreck]

Whats the format for posting a pic? Please help!

 

[ramblinwreck24]

Les: Listen, buddy. I've got a gram of the finest Colombian coke right here in my coat pocket. I'm planning on getting quite the fix a few minutes before kickoff. What ya think about that?

Paul: I think that your experience will mirror that of your team. It may be great at first, but at fifteen minutes you will peak, and it's all downhill from there.

this one gets my vote so far

 

[BarrelORum]

PJ - I'm going to kick your ass so bad
LM - You wanna take this outside?
PJ - That's the only way you will win. The traffic stands a much better chance of tackling my guys than your team

Nice. I hesitate to say this, but... winner.

 

[Wreck02]

Miles: "I have in my coat pocket the secret to stopping your offense!"

CPJ: "I have in my coat the guy who couldn't care less."

Winner, winner Chick(fil-a)en Dinner

 

[BarrelORum]

Miles: "I have in my coat pocket the secret to stopping your offense!"

CPJ: "I have in my coat the guy who couldn't care less."

Well this is the new winner.

 

[GTMensLax&SoccerD1Soon!]

PJ: That's a nice jacket there, where'd ya get it?

LM: Thanks! Actually my wife gave it to me for christmas. Did you get anything good?

PJ: Nah, I'm not real big on celebrating my own birthday...

 

[MoverofFridge2]

Les: Morning Mr. Johnson!

PJ: You think the Florida Gators whooped your ass, wait until you get stung by our Triple Option beeeotch!!!

 

[WracerX]

No really, this frog really does sing!

 

[BerryGT]

PJ: That's a nice jacket there, where'd ya get it?

LM: Thanks! Actually my wife gave it to me for christmas. Did you get anything good?

PJ: Nah, I'm not real big on celebrating my own birthday...

That's good stuff!:boom:

 

[GTKyle]

Les: Let's hit up the cheetah after the game
PJ: Winner buys the other guy a lap dance