Les 'n Paul Caption Contest

Les Miles: "Lets pose like one of those old boxing photos of Tyson and Holyfield".

PJ: "Too bad you can't bite my ear from across the field to stop the beating I'm about to give you."
 
Les: Think you guys can go easy on us?
CPJ: Are you kidding? Your boys are going to feel like they've been f**ked by a train by the time we're through with you.
 
CLM: "You're sh**in' me."

CPJ: "No I'm dead serious --D Rad said that you are an insufferable ass-clown."
 
"I got me a bunch of coupons for those cool lattice fries from the giveaway booth out front, trade you a few for some sammiche coups."

"Nope."

"C'mon, them lattice fries is good! I'll trade ye two for one."

"Nope."
 
Miles: How do you feel about an OC job in Baton Rouge? Join me and together we can rule the middle portion of the SEC!

CPJ: Apparently I can do that at Georgia Tech.
 
Miles: "I'll have you know that this suit is a genuine Hart Schaffner Marx."

CPJ: "I'll be sure to relay that to our genuine Jones Dwyer Nesbitt."
 
Miles: "So when is that triple option coaching clinic again? I need to write it down."
CPJ: "Oh we're booked solid perhaps you should go ahead and sign up for the one in the summer of 2011...if you're still coaching after the game tonight."
 
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Miles: "If I stare at you long enough, you will be compelled to do my bidding!"

CPJ: "I sense that your first command is to run for 600 yards and embarrass the SEC. I'm on it, master Les."
 
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Les <whispers>: Hey, Paul, let me get your number in my Blackberry, I may need it after the game.
 
Miles: See, when things get ugly it's got a little pocket to keep a flask in.

CPJ: Son, you're not playing Georgia. Better bring two.
 
Les: Holy crap Paul! Did you see the forehead on the Heather Dinich chick? My God that thing is like I-Max big.

Paul: Really Les? [Sighs]. Nice tact. I see why the LSU fans like you.
 
Les "Hey Coach, this ain't Furman or Navy your playing against now.

CPJ "Funny, that's just what Mark Richt said before we ran for 409 yards against them and won.
 
CPJ: "Hey is it just me or does it smell like corndogs?"

CLM: "Yeah, I always keep a few here in my front coat pocket in case I am attacked by the fans. I just pull one out and they are content."
 
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Les: Is yours really as big as they say it is? Gesture with your hands so I have an idea.
Paul: My last name is not Johnson for nothing.
 
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