Most obnoxious Fans

I like The Jacket's descriptions, but would swap Miami from 3 to 1.
 
And I do find something obnoxious about the majority of other fanbases. Simply none of them are as good as we are at anything.
 
The Jacket said:
6) UVA - Just arrogant cunts. Last time they were in town I heard one of them say "It doesn't matter, we always beat you guys." .. "At your home stadium, yeah. Not here." .. "HAH, see?"
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This has nothing to do with obnoxiousness, but it is funny, and it is the one thing that always comes to mind when I think of the gay cowboy school.

Couple of years back, before I had the misfortune of graduating, we made friends with one of the groundskeepers and we'd hang out with him during the games. Great guy, only UGA grad I knew that I would invite to my house for a purpose other then hitting with a baseball bat. So, we're all drinking, skipping the game, being idiots, and we hear this call over his walkie about a fire in the Van Leer parking lot. This obviously takes precedence over everything, so we hop in his gator cart and race over in time to see the fire department putting out some car with Virginia is for Lovers plates and a UVa sticker. Then we see a very attractive, and thoroughly irate, co-ed berating this drunken douche bag: (in a lovely Southern drawl that I cannot hear ever in my present location)Tell me again, why you put the grill in my trunk. D-Bag: I didn't want it to get stolen. Apparently this dude was so concerned with the security of his $30 camping grill that he put it, hot coals and all, into the girlfriends trunk, and through a dark and mysterious force that UVA have yet to grasp, it went up like Gary Glitter at a Toys R Us.
 
Allen Koholic said:
This has nothing to do with obnoxiousness, but it is funny, and it is the one thing that always comes to mind when I think of the gay cowboy school.

Couple of years back, before I had the misfortune of graduating, we made friends with one of the groundskeepers and we'd hang out with him during the games. Great guy, only UGA grad I knew that I would invite to my house for a purpose other then hitting with a baseball bat. So, we're all drinking, skipping the game, being idiots, and we hear this call over his walkie about a fire in the Van Leer parking lot. This obviously takes precedence over everything, so we hop in his gator cart and race over in time to see the fire department putting out some car with Virginia is for Lovers plates and a UVa sticker. Then we see a very attractive, and thoroughly irate, co-ed berating this drunken douche bag: (in a lovely Southern drawl that I cannot hear ever in my present location)Tell me again, why you put the grill in my trunk. D-Bag: I didn't want it to get stolen. Apparently this dude was so concerned with the security of his $30 camping grill that he put it, hot coals and all, into the girlfriends trunk, and through a dark and mysterious force that UVA have yet to grasp, it went up like Gary Glitter at a Toys R Us.
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great story! yins dont hear much southern drawl up there? not all bad, sometimes i hate it, although the Virginia one always makes me think of the cartoon guy with the dog "Belvedere, come here boy". another example is the NASCAR guy Jeff Burton.
 
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