New Offensive Coordinator - Buster Faulkner - (UGa)

6 months??? Wow, while I certainly admire her co-nviction it must have put her in a hell of a mood, which I guess explains the dental landscaping job you got.
To clarify, I go for a cleaning every 6 months. I did NOT go 6 months between brushing my teeth, I just wasn't as diligent at flossing as I should have been. TMI for sure, and I apologize for that, but you know, the optics could be pretty bad if I didn't. Just don't lose the point: those women can hurt you bad.
 
To clarify, I go for a cleaning every 6 months. I did NOT go 6 months between brushing my teeth, I just wasn't as diligent at flossing as I should have been. TMI for sure, and I apologize for that, but you know, the optics could be pretty bad if I didn't. Just don't lose the point: those women can hurt you bad.

If you had gone 6 months between brushing your teeth, I gotta say I would have admired the dedication. Getting your teeth cleaned can be like a trip to the underworld - dark, scary, and you're not sure you'll make it out alive.

I had a similar session with the Taliban hygienist once due to a flossing regimen that lacked the proper amount of discipline. I'll say that their tactics worked because I rarely miss a day of flossing anymore. That session was worse than a kidney stone. One particularly effective technique employed was to stay on a single spot for an eternity +1. It was is if she was distracted by thoughts of A Clockwork Orange as she worked. And God help me if I interrupted the creative process.

Still, in your case, the excess estrogeny produced from the tail end of her 6 month cycle was likely the leading cause of her excessive dental sadism.
 
Me thinks Buster need to fish or cut bait. However, December 19 and January 12 is a dead period with no in-person contact allowed.
 
Buster double dipping? IDK haven't read it.


Apparently this is not uncommon with playoff teams. I certainly don't like it though, and given that Faulkner is just an analyst for them I would hope he declines.

I don't have a subscription so can't read the full article.
 
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