New PA Announcer Tryouts

Mispronounce player names, get players wrong, and downs/yardages wrong in the interview and you'll be a shoe-in for the position.

In all seriousness, I'm glad to see Batt is listening to people. PA announcer has been horrible for a while now.

Yea jokes aside, the current PA is terrible so try something else at least.
 
Long time ago there was a guy they called “the rocker” at baseball games. Called him that cause he’d rock back & forth in his seat while doing non stop commentary. Stuff like hey nowww… you’re the mannnn… you’re the man with the base hit plannnn. Think he stopped going some time in the 90s. Was clownish but entertaining.
 
I’m in. Recording my sound bites now
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Long time ago there was a guy they called “the rocker” at baseball games. Called him that cause he’d rock back & forth in his seat while doing non stop commentary. Stuff like hey nowww… you’re the mannnn… you’re the man with the base hit plannnn. Think he stopped going some time in the 90s. Was clownish but entertaining.
I remember that guy. The Mad Rocker.
 
My submissions will be channeling Harry Doyle.

"In case you haven't noticed, and judging by the attendance you haven't, the Jackets have managed to win a few here and there, and are threatening to climb out of the cellar."

"Remember, fans, Saturday day is Die Hard night. Free admission for anyone who was actually alive the last time the Jackets won 2 in a row."

"The post-game show is brought to you by... Christ, I can't find it. To Hyundai with it."

"One defensive stop, that's all we got? One doddamn stop?" <<"you can't say goddamn on the air">> "Don't worry nobody's listening anyway."
 
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