New WR coach Trent McKnight

[swampsting]

Brian VanGorder was nominated for the Broyles once too.
When last we saw him, his defense gave up 59 points and 542 yards of rushing on a Friday night in Loouhvul.
So there's that.

 

[ClubSeats]

He even went down the local Michaels and had his own nomination plaques made.

I bet he bragged to the checkout clerk what it was for, too.

 

[ClubSeats]

Holy öööö. Imagine being a 50 year old man, giving yourself an absurd nickname that no one calls you, making absurd “merch” for it, and labeling yourself GC5 whatever the öööö that’s even supposed to mean. And there’s no way all 50 guys nominated for these assistant awards get a plaque for the nomination? Seriously? I was the third car in line at a stop sign earlier today, waiting for my plaque? Losers lose

GC5 is his humble brag for Giant Cock: 5”!

 

[jdubjacket]

If he was attacked by a pitbull, I’d step in to help the pitbull.

He wouldn’t actually try and defend himself, he would just yell at the pitbull that it doesn’t want to see the progress.

 

[Dirty Jacket]

He wouldn’t actually try and defend himself, he would just yell at the pitbull that it doesn’t want to see the progress.

He wouldn’t be able to defend himself. The pit bull would just run past him.

 

[Flywheel]

He even went down the local Michaels and had his own nomination plaques made.

There is much to comment on in that image.

 

[jdubjacket]

He even went down the local Michaels and had his own nomination plaques made.

 

[gtg712x]

ST really douching up this thread about our new WR coach.

 

[ClubSeats]

ST really douching up this thread about our new WR coach.

 

[WracerX]

Excited to see what he can do. Running and selling routes is a huge part of getting separation. I don’t think our issue has been with athleticism, it been technique and awareness.

 

[QuadF]

He even went down the local Michaels and had his own nomination plaques made.

I was expecting a yellow jacketed book on his shelf