Buck:
There is a difference between "humor" and "insult". Plus, most folks with a pulse know that that your joke has most always been told with Steve Spurrier as the butthole. But, why waste the opportunity to get one in on Chan, right? Anyway, would you tell the joke to some of your deacon friends, using fellow deacons as "tatoos" and your Pastor as the butthole?
At any rate, try this humor on for size:
Do you know the difference between a Baptist and a Presbyterian?
The Presbyterian will say "Hi!" to you at the liquor store.