Official 2017 Bowl Games Thread Episode 4: Look at That Grass

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Bad Boy Mowers Gasparilla bowl kicks at 8. Temple and FIU. Something something foobaw, but I expect the field to be ööööing immaculate when you're sponsored by a lawn care company. Especially such a flamboyant one.
 
What the hell, the field isn't even uniformly covered. Not Bad Boy, but Boy, Bad.
 
ThisIsAtlanta said:
Bad Boy Mowers Gasparilla bowl kicks at 8. Temple and FIU. Something something foobaw, but I expect the field to be ööööing immaculate when you're sponsored by a lawn care company. Especially such a flamboyant one.
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Can anything be all that flamboyant after the tart cherry bowl?
 
Magoo has injured his hand, then went down, then FIU called a timeout anyway, then sprinted him off the field while the cameras panned confusedly between the ööööty folded turf and exasperated and desperate looking fans. There are 11 minutes left in the first quarter.

öööö is getting real.
 
This official review will simply be 60 seconds of silence while the camera locks on to a motionless referee.
 
This official review will be the color commentary not understanding the illegal touching rule at all.
 
If it's a lawn mower and it's not mowing a lawn, is it really a lawn mower?
 
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