Official Bowls Today 2 Thread

I feel like a graph of "number of times somebody said 'play cock' on a football broadcast" over time would reveal some things.
 
I'm all but certain now that these ass-clenching last second miraculous clutch plays are an inevitable feature of this offensive system.
 
3rd and 9, throw a 4 yard pass at your receiver's ankles. Now we know how you got to 5-7.
 
I love homeboy's reaction on the sideline like "god, how could we lose!" man you should be used to this now.
 
Now for the ACC's turn in the
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Classy move by Ahmad Bradshaw there at the end of the game to go over to the other sideline to shake hands with the other team's players who were sitting on the bench.
 
That did not take long to eclipse all previous levels of shame for our glorious conference.
 
It literally can not continue to get worse for Wake at this rate. There will literally be a black hole on the field.
 
It literally can not continue to get worse for Wake at this rate. There will literally be a black hole on the field.

It could get worse, someone could start sellling the Wake Foresr blueprint to other teams....oh wait.

Yep, they're pretty much screwed at this point.
 
That point when you're down to Temple and your drive just ended and you have to decide whether you'd like that last play to count as intentional grounding or a fumble out of bounds.
 
Have you seen Game of Thrones?

You mean they continue to set up even more and more plays that go nowhere while somehow getting you to watch the whole shit-fest under the belief that they might actually finally substitute their running back for a goddamn dragon that incinerates Temple's players (probably with not enough time left on the clock to score enough points to make a difference anyway, and they'd probably manage to throw an interception to a pile of ash along the way too).
 
You mean they continue to set up even more and more plays that go nowhere while somehow getting you to watch the whole öööö-fest under the belief that they might actually finally substitute their running back for a goddamn dragon that incinerates Temple's players (probably with not enough time left on the clock to score enough points to make a difference anyway, and they'd probably manage to throw an interception to a pile of ash along the way too).

 
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