Official Bowls Today 2 Thread

Wow, built a big enough 1st half lead to sit on your hands the entire 2nd half and still squeeze out a win. Oh well, 3-0 ACC. This was the most likely loss too.
 
And now for the sexual assault themed portion of your evening, brought to you by Minnesota and Baylor, may they be strung from the rafters, flayed, and their names erased from history books, long may they suffer, and may a pox fall upon all their houses prior to the conclusion of any and all relevant investigations.
 
"You are going to see a different alignment movement stunt shift on every play" - Announcer guy 2016
 
AAC is 1-4 in bowl season.

To be fair, though, they had to play the MWC champ, the Sun Belt co-champs, a team that went 3-5 in the MAC, the C-USA champion, the C-USA's other division champion, and the 11th place team in the ACC.
 
I don't really watch other sports. Are all sports announcers as useless and annoying as öööö?
 
I don't really watch other sports. Are all sports announcers as useless and annoying as öööö?
Every last ööööing one of them. But they all bow to Mark Jones. For all this talk of how awful 2016 was, at least we're going to escape without that monstrous saliva-well being named the exclusive television announcer of Georgia Tech athletics.
 
Every last ööööing one of them. But they all bow to Mark Jones. For all this talk of how awful 2016 was, at least we're going to escape without that monstrous saliva-well being named the exclusive television announcer of Georgia Tech athletics.

Now you fuckin did it.

In all seriousness though, are we going to hear "extra prep time is an advantage" for Minnesota ITT? This Mike Leach guy is essentially bizarro Paul Johnson IIUC.
 
IBM Commercial: "Wall street wasn't hacked today!"

IBM Commercial people: "Yay!"

Real life: "Wall street wasn't hacked today!"

Real people: "WTF WHAT ARE YOU HIDING WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT UNLESS YOU'RE TRYING TO COVER UP A HACK" *the concept of capitalism vanishes*
 
IBM Commercial: "Wall street wasn't hacked today!"

IBM Commercial people: "Yay!"

Real life: "Wall street wasn't hacked today!"

Real people: "WTF WHAT ARE YOU HIDING WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT UNLESS YOU'RE TRYING TO COVER UP A HACK" *the concept of capitalism vanishes*
Everyone gets hacked some day.
 
"You are going to see a different alignment movement stunt shift on every play" - Announcer guy 2016

Heard both of these in the WF games:

"No team wants to be in 3rd and long, but especially WF."

"[WF DC]'s gameplan is going to be to keep Temple in 3rd and long."

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