Official Coach Collins Sacrificial Ban Thread

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I'm not sure what's going on but I don't think I've ever been banned. bring it on, I guess?
 
I'll take the 26th. Screw watching the Triple Option. I shall instead sit in my living room and stare at the newly printed Fathead of Coach Collins and incessantly mutter "Juice", "recruiting", and "relationships" while sacrificing a goat and a chicken.
 
I'll take the 26th. Screw watching the Triple Option. I shall instead sit in my living room and stare at the newly printed Fathead of Coach Collins and incessantly mutter "Juice", "recruiting", and "relationships" while sacrificing a goat and a chicken.
Hopefully they'll bring Collins into the booth and give him a few minutes of airtime. That dude can sell a ketchup popsicle to a woman wearing white gloves.
 
Hopefully they'll bring Collins into the booth and give him a few minutes of airtime. That dude can sell a ketchup popsicle to a woman wearing white gloves.
I would imagine they will. IIRC, they interviewed Coach Johnson when he was at the bowl game after being hired and while Tenuta was screwing things up during the bowl game.
 
They’re called Puh Kahns, because Pee Cans sounds like you’re a dumb hick ugag fan. Also Git Tar only applies if you’re mentally challenged enough to own a banjo, otherwise it’s Guh Tar.
 
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