Official Game Thread: Pitt eats shit

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with all of the annoying soccer playing foreign students we cant find a better kicker than this?
 
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Pitt realized our undersized LB's can't tackle the TE. Ded
 
Just now when I saw Marshall dive across the goal line and yet somehow land in front of the endzone, I got very confused and chop blocked myself. I felt a terrible pain in my knees and in my head and found myself in a very dark place where I had a vision of the only bright spot left to come for us in this season. It is the Georgia game, and they benched their first, second and third strings after dominating the coin toss. Georgia leads 3-0 out of pure apathy with just over a minute left to play. It is 4th and 12 for us on our own 40 yard line and we send out the punt team. The punt is blocked. Harvin, the undisputed team MVP somehow ends up with a gunshot wound. Georgia does not bother picking up the blocked punt and Harvin grabs it on his way to the emergency room, just happening to cross the goal line in the process with mere seconds on the clock. We miss the PAT and commit a personal foul. We kick off with three seconds remaining from deep in our own territory, the kick goes out of bounds. Georgia takes a knee, because nothing about Tech football makes any real sense anymore. We win the game and vacate it a week later because it was the most control we had over any of our results all year.

I wish I was drunk or high or dead. I hate football.
 
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