Back when I was in school, we were playing the Hoos in Atlanta and getting drunk and we heard a call come over the radio that a car in the Van Leer parking lot was on fire. So we stumble on over to see some cute little Virginia girl giving her idiot boyfriend a raft of öööö because he stuck their still-smoldering $10 camping grill in the trunk so “no one would steal it”. And this little car is a raging bonfire of a total loss.
I’m remembering that now because if I knew how terrible our team would be now, I would have crawled into that Nissan Ultima and let myself burn along with it.