Remember when people said rushing yards against ööööty teams like Louisville and Virginia Tech were worthless? And rushing for 1000 yards in those 2 games didn't mean anything because they were bad defenses and we were just doing easy QB keepers and öööö?
Well now we have more punting yards than offensive yards in an entire half AGAINST THE ööööING CITADEL, and that's even including a ööööing 15 yard punt that we had to kick because we're too incompetent to even go for it on the opponent's 35 ööööing yard line. Meanwhile, our only successful drive came when our OC apparently stumbled into an option playcall for a score and a ööööty FCS team is beating us with the offense we got rid of while we talk öööö and get penalties.
I need like 17 more beers.