Official Saturday Night Game Thread Episode 5: Chokeception

[The Jacket]

Clemson and VPI is the headliner. I think the Hokies are win and öööö a lot of öööö up.

Who else is playing this dangerous-ass game?

FSU btw

edit:
Auburn is bootyblasting Mississippi State
LSU is down 7-0 to The State of Troy
Ohio State vs Rutgers - 7:30
Washington vs Oregon State - 8:00
Clemson vs VPI - 8:00
Ole Miss vs Alabama - 9:00
NIU vs San Diego State - 10:30

edit 2: Brand new title for this blockbuster thread GET HYPE

edit 3:

Usce and a&m playing as well

 

[coit]

Bold prediction: Bama loses

I seriously just had a premonition on this one. And you know those are never wrong.

 

[eneq]

Clemson wins handily. They're QB has been battle tested, VPI's has not. Plus, Clemson's defense is way more scary than VPI's.

 

[The Jacket]

OP updated with kickoff times for the important games and some FRESH-ass live updates on ongoing games y'all can't öööö with my game thread game

 

[The Jacket]

Memphis is also playing against a bunch of pussies in a stadium I thought had been annihilated.

 

[Deke]

Wait, LSU is still ranked?

 

[The Jacket]

Wait, LSU is still ranked?

As is Mississippi State, who is currently in the middle of their second consecutive ass-pounding.

Also, Michigan State is trying really hard to give Iowa a decent shot to win this game.

 

[The Jacket]

The more awful football I've watched today, the better I feel about our win.

 

[ThisIsAtlanta]

I had a dream that Dabo was just a dream we were all having.

 

[The Jacket]

CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING as you digest the games so far, and consume the prime time menu: Memphis is the best team in the state of Tennessee.

 

[The Jacket]

I had a dream that Dabo was just a dream we were all having.

It was a working title, never meant for public eyes, and the gaffer responsible for the leak has been fired and terminated.

 

[The Jacket]

I bet Lane Stadium is a fun place to be tonight.

 

[ThomsonJacket]

Usce and a&m playing as well

 

[The Jacket]

Usce and a&m playing as well

OP updated.

The 9PM kick for Bama and Ole Miss is weird.

 

[MeatWrench]

WHY IS LSU RANKED

 

[ThomsonJacket]

OP updated.

The 9PM kick for Bama and Ole Miss is weird.

This whole football season has been weird so far.

 

[ThomsonJacket]

WHY IS LSU RANKED

Sec bro.

 

[The Jacket]

WHY IS LSU RANKED

I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill myself.

 

[coit]

Let's go Hokies! Let the chaos begin.

 

[coit]

Enter Sandman, bitches.