Official Stingtalk Tailgate - Saturday night white out under the lights against a team from Indiana or wherever

Make your wife hang out in the bookstore while you go to the tailgate. Trust me. These guys ain't seen a woman in years.
I’m bringing the girl I just started dating and I would like her first tailgate experience to not be consisting of a bunch of dudes drinking white claws and slapping each others’ butts and crotches so if you’re not gonna show up to the tailgate you’ve shown up to 3 times over the last decade or add anything to help make this a good experience, I’m gonna need you to shut your beak up.
 
I’m bringing the girl I just started dating and I would like her first tailgate experience to not be consisting of a bunch of dudes drinking white claws and slapping each others’ butts and crotches so if you’re not gonna show up to the tailgate you’ve shown up to 3 times over the last decade or add anything to help make this a good experience, I’m gonna need you to shut your beak up.
You've been up all night drinking, haven't you? GO JACKETS!
 
I’m bringing the girl I just started dating and I would like her first tailgate experience to not be consisting of a bunch of dudes drinking white claws and slapping each others’ butts and crotches so if you’re not gonna show up to the tailgate you’ve shown up to 3 times over the last decade or add anything to help make this a good experience, I’m gonna need you to shut your beak up.
Well, that was a bit harsh.
 
Y’all be sure to warm up first since you haven’t done this in a while. Don’t want to pull a muscle.
 
UPDATE: we will be on the northeast corner of 5th street bridge at 2:30pm. If we can’t find a spot where we used to tailgate in 2019 we will let you know the new spot.
 
Came over this morning to say hi. Y’all are late. Am disappoint
 
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