2042 article:
"Georgia Tech, winner of the Quantum Computing Conference, took the University (sic) of Georgia, of the 256 Era Conference, to the scrapheap today.
The game, dubbed "Clean Old - Fashioned Hack," was streamed via FaceX from the moon - a first for LessproThanNFL contests (The Houston Texans played the Greenland Sonar on the moon in a pre-season game after they were purchased by Elon Musk.) - getting an online viewership of 125,000,000 unique IP addresses. This does not include botviewership.
The Techbot Jackets were simply too fast and too powerful for the DwagGone256ers. Head Georgia programmer Mike Bobawalsky said, "if we had just had a Cray or two, we mighta coulda done better. But I'll take the blame for this one."
His Tech counterpart, The AI Quantum Entity, Dodd Ross Johnson, said, "they couldn't slow down our Watercooled Quantum runs, they just couldn't keep up. On defense, we were able to hack thru their firewalls quicker than a freshman to a drunken dorm dance."
The lopsided win is sure to bring back the questions as to the future of their LessproThanNFL programs. "We just aren't seeing the returns in our investments, we kinda missed the Quantum leap, and now we're just slow in the process of catching up." The 256 Era Conference, on the verge of collapse, has seen an exodus of teams with Alabama moving to Huntsville and joining the Quantum, Vanderbilt and Florida had already moved to the Quantum, with Florida leveraging their relationship with Cape Canaveral.
"I guess we're lookin' at the Microsoft NT Conference," said UGA provost Carson Beck. Even though the NT is seen as a short- horizon option, there aren't many other choices, with the Quantum and HyperThread Conferences said to be not interested.