Our team is so young..

The Jacket

The Jacket

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..any time the opposing team gets close to us, they'll be looking over their shoulders for Chris Hansen.

Now you go.
 
... Paul Johnson promised to take them out for ice cream after their first win.
 
we got Barney to do the pre-game locker room speech
 
... players complain that 20 minutes isn't long enough for their halftime nap.
 
They'll only go to juvie for the assault & battery they plan to commit on opponents this year. They'll be out just in time to go totally ape**** on their 2009 opponents.
 
...they're lobbying PJ to get a home-and-away with The University of (Hannah) Montana.
 
...D-Rad has every local area Catholic priest applying to perform chaplain duties.
 
the team will be coloring their uniforms with water-soluble paint.. but coaches will be on hand to make sure that they dont go too far outside the lines
 
BuzzCzar said:
the team will be coloring their uniforms with water-soluble paint.. but coaches will be on hand to make sure that they dont go too far outside the lines
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And our resident uniform Nazis will be on hand to make sure that they are using the correct shade of gold. Timeouts will be issued for those who aren't using the correct shade.
 
Count Dracula has been hired to count Buzz's push ups after each score.
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1...ha ha ha...2...ha ha ha...etc.
 
...she broke her leg and gravy poured out.

Oh sh**....wrong joke.
 
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