Our team is so young..

[southernhive]

...they can't get the football out of Dan Voss's mouth, since he is teething.

 

[southernhive]

...the timeouts are used for potty breaks.

 

[GTWannaBee]

...they don't even qualify for Dicky V's "Diaper Dandies"

 

[jacket67]

Mouth pieces replaced with pacifiers.

 

[Pantone4515]

...not even R. Kelly has any interest in them.

 

[spandex]

• ... their parents weren't yet born the last time UGA won an MNC.
• ... their high protein drink of choice is made by Gerber.

 

[Buzzing72]

Coach PJ had to ban Play-Doh from the locker room.

 

[spandex]

... if one of them gets the wind knocked out of him, an obstetrician will run out on the field and smack his bottom.

 

[GT65_UGA89]

Instead of playing the Ramblin' Wreck fight song, the band will be playing the Sesame Street theme song.

On the Tech sideline, Powerade will be replaced with Gerber products.