Pryor fastest player on his team/big ten.....

Terrell Pryor is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Terrell Pryor's warm-up exercises.
 
You really can't see Terrell Pryor because light cannot catch him.
 
Terrelle Pryor does everything he can to go faster...including misspelling his own name without the ultimate E. Terrell Pryor is quoted as saying "The ultimat e in my name is dispensabl."
 
Terrell Pryor has seen all of these jokes before in the thread about Paul Johnson. Who, ironically, saw all those jokes before in the thread about Calvin Johnson. Who, again, saw all those jokes in a thread about Jack Bauer, and, just to complete the circle, Jack saw all those jokes in a thread about Chuck Norris.
 
Pryor only runs a 4.6, but the part about him being the fastest player on OSU's team and the big 10 is true.
 
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