Say something nice for a change

Stadium hedges hardly ever need trimming, except on Thanksgiving weekend.
 
They do provide alot of employees to the Waffle House chain
 
They care about energy conservation. For example, they always unscrew the refrigerator lightbulb before closing the fridge door to save electricity.
 
They supply the entire northern hemisphere with an abundant amount of methane.
 
For ugly, fat, sweaty rednecks who bathe only twice a year, they don't stink quite as bad as someone would think.
 
They finally learned how to use the word please.

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