BarrelORum
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I can't say it enough. Stop drinking the koolaid. If I read one more post tempting the gods of fate, I seriously am going to go postal.
Rule #1:
During UGA week you don't talk about how many points we are going to "hang" on UGA when they have beaten us 7 straight and are double digit favorites at their house. Why don't you just suck the mojo right out from underneath us and place a Haitian voodoo curse on us for the next 100 ****ing years!!! Idiots!!!
Rule #2:
You don't invoke the memories of past teams and players who couldn't manage to beat UGA. Calvin Johnson and Tashard Choice may have been two of the best who ever suited up in the White and Gold, and I am proud of both of them, but they never managed to beat UGA. During UGA week, I want to talk about those guys who actually managed to beat UGA. I want to remember them. So if you got something else to offer, shut the **** up. For you young guys, if they didn't beat UGA, don't mention them.
Rule #3:
Asking me what AM I "going to do" when we beat UGA desrves a baseball bat to your head. You need to phrase such questions like, "Wouldn't it be great and could you imagine what one might do if we actually won." These statements do not insult the gods of fate and you are able to discuss the subject without insulting the gods and jinxing our chances forever.
Rule #4:
If you're not superstitous and think I am being silly let me give you the evidence at hand.... Bobo's last second TD pass in 1997 that continued the streak. The 1st down run by Lil Joe in 1998 and the non-fumble call. The Jaskper Sanks fumble. Reggie 4th down pass out of bounds. Reggie's senior year performance. If you don't think the gods of fate like to play with the outcome of this game, then you are a fool. If you still think I'm being silly, then keep it to yourself, shut the **** up, and respect the fact that I know more about this game than you do.
Rule #1:
During UGA week you don't talk about how many points we are going to "hang" on UGA when they have beaten us 7 straight and are double digit favorites at their house. Why don't you just suck the mojo right out from underneath us and place a Haitian voodoo curse on us for the next 100 ****ing years!!! Idiots!!!
Rule #2:
You don't invoke the memories of past teams and players who couldn't manage to beat UGA. Calvin Johnson and Tashard Choice may have been two of the best who ever suited up in the White and Gold, and I am proud of both of them, but they never managed to beat UGA. During UGA week, I want to talk about those guys who actually managed to beat UGA. I want to remember them. So if you got something else to offer, shut the **** up. For you young guys, if they didn't beat UGA, don't mention them.
Rule #3:
Asking me what AM I "going to do" when we beat UGA desrves a baseball bat to your head. You need to phrase such questions like, "Wouldn't it be great and could you imagine what one might do if we actually won." These statements do not insult the gods of fate and you are able to discuss the subject without insulting the gods and jinxing our chances forever.
Rule #4:
If you're not superstitous and think I am being silly let me give you the evidence at hand.... Bobo's last second TD pass in 1997 that continued the streak. The 1st down run by Lil Joe in 1998 and the non-fumble call. The Jaskper Sanks fumble. Reggie 4th down pass out of bounds. Reggie's senior year performance. If you don't think the gods of fate like to play with the outcome of this game, then you are a fool. If you still think I'm being silly, then keep it to yourself, shut the **** up, and respect the fact that I know more about this game than you do.
