Stingtalk Hobo Tailgate - Dream Scenario THWG edition

Honestly, I didn't mean it that way. But 8 guys showing up with a publix bag full of beer and a bottle of whisky is not a tailgate. Tailgates need things like food, plates, tables, games, a grill, etc. All of which can easily be achieved in any location.

Also, the north side of the bridge, on the grass, is better. See y'all saturday.

You're a fancy
 
Lol at @MEwreck02 white knighting for @Akinji07 's tailgate.

Well the thing is your point is ööööing dumb. We went all out on ic lawn and student center parking lot and rv lot. You know with all the fancy shit basic bitches like you want, to call it a tailgate. On rv lot we would have maybe 4 people show up so i said last year, let's just drink beer and whiskey on the bridge and look at people. Lo and behold more people started showing up probably because of convenience of location. The fancy shit is not what makes it a tailgate, it's the people coming together to enjoy each other's company. So excuse me while i say this but please do us a favor and dont come join 8 guys showing up with publix bags this saturday. Go throw your own tailgate.

And dont forget to go öööö yourself.
 
The attendance hasnt been a problem sinve we moved to the bridge so im assuming people like 8 guys drinking beer out of publix bags on the bridge.
 
Well the thing is your point is ööööing dumb. We went all out on ic lawn and student center parking lot and rv lot. You know with all the fancy öööö basic bitches like you want, to call it a tailgate. On rv lot we would have maybe 4 people show up so i said last year, let's just drink beer and whiskey on the bridge and look at people. Lo and behold more people started showing up probably because of convenience of location. The fancy öööö is not what makes it a tailgate, it's the people coming together to enjoy each other's company. So excuse me while i say this but please do us a favor and dont come join 8 guys showing up with publix bags this saturday. Go throw your own tailgate.

And dont forget to go öööö yourself.

I’m a basic guy, shit I fondle balls for a living; are Kroger bags okay? Living on a budget bruh
 
Well the thing is your point is ööööing dumb. We went all out on ic lawn and student center parking lot and rv lot. You know with all the fancy öööö basic bitches like you want, to call it a tailgate. On rv lot we would have maybe 4 people show up so i said last year, let's just drink beer and whiskey on the bridge and look at people. Lo and behold more people started showing up probably because of convenience of location. The fancy öööö is not what makes it a tailgate, it's the people coming together to enjoy each other's company. So excuse me while i say this but please do us a favor and dont come join 8 guys showing up with publix bags this saturday. Go throw your own tailgate.

And dont forget to go öööö yourself.

#Triggered
 
I’m a basic guy, öööö I fondle balls for a living; are Kroger bags okay? Living on a budget bruh

You're a dick doctor? Actually we might get jwilly to pick up shower curtains from dollar store so you can check some stingtalkers on the bridge in a semiprivate area. They might have picked something up from Frank Sinatra's granddaughter.
 
Well the thing is your point is ööööing dumb. We went all out on ic lawn and student center parking lot and rv lot. You know with all the fancy öööö basic bitches like you want, to call it a tailgate. On rv lot we would have maybe 4 people show up so i said last year, let's just drink beer and whiskey on the bridge and look at people. Lo and behold more people started showing up probably because of convenience of location. The fancy öööö is not what makes it a tailgate, it's the people coming together to enjoy each other's company. So excuse me while i say this but please do us a favor and dont come join 8 guys showing up with publix bags this saturday. Go throw your own tailgate.

And dont forget to go öööö yourself.


If you are OK with only having guys at your tailgate then that's cool I guess. But if you want the ladies to come around, you gotta up yo game.
 
I wonder if we can do a Friday night drop by to Hooters or Twin Peaks, drink some cold ones, make friends with the waitresses and then invite them to the best tailgate of the year! Or do yall think they are all dawg fans?
 
If you are OK with only having guys at your tailgate then that's cool I guess. But if you want the ladies to come around, you gotta up yo game.

Why do i care going all out to have other guys' girlfriends/wives at the tailgate when I can have them in their homes for free.
 
If you're happy with your tailgate, you can keep your tailgate. -BHO
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I wonder if we can do a Friday night drop by to Hooters or Twin Peaks, drink some cold ones, make friends with the waitresses and then invite them to the best tailgate of the year! Or do yall think they are all dawg fans?

Yeah like twin peaks girls are gonna come join 8 guys drinking beer out of publix bags on the bridge.
 
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