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ChadWins said:
Would you like to repeat that attitude this Saturday?
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What a fuckin' majestic Chad

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ChadWins said:
Would you like to repeat that attitude this Saturday?
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I can tolerate most of the juvenile things that happen on this board.

However, THIS......I WILL NOT TOLERATE.

I will NOT tolerate such a vulger message being implied to me for ANY reason.


So, here it is:

Beestorm

I recommend you do 3 things...very quickly:

1. Chad WILL apologize.

2. An immediate ban until AFTER January 1st on ChadWins for this HIGHLY offensive comment.

3. I expect an IMMEDIATE and FORMAL condemnation by you of ChadWins's post and a warning to ALL ST's members that a post like that is offensive.

I'm prepared to pursue this issue further in legal venue if these 3 requests are not acted upon by 10:00 PM today.


I can handle all manner of juvenile behavior in here.

However, I WILL NOT tolerate slanderous/illegal/highly offensive things being IMPLIED to me.

I await your immediate response and action.


Yes. I am F-ing SERIOUS
 
The Jacket said:
It's like I keep telling everyone in the newsletter, if you go to bone that guy's mom, you gotta camp out for a night at least. And it's really just not worth it anymore.
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hot dog down a hallway, amirite?
 
whenyousaybud said:
are you insinuating that @ChadWins' mother's vagina houses the Large Hadron Collider?
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I'm saying it houses the universe that the LHC will one day collapse. It's actually a result of a single stroke which, I don't want to brag, could only have been caused by the first one to make her quake. Everything she has done since then has just been chasing that feeling, hence the constant march of men to her bed. But it will never be enough, up until we all collapse in the Big Bounce, also known as the Big Buck, by the two people who were in the room at the time.
 
whenyousaybud said:
@ChadWins only child was conceived as a result of a single stroke. "one pump chump"
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That, and my other strokes are so fsr removed from us, so far beyond the cosmic background microwave radiation are the other strokes. We are all the children of that stroke, I am only a prophet. And Chad is just the least loved among them.

The important part is that I beebashed her and it was an act of pure creation. Since then, she's been a total slut and she should have instituted a fastpass program long ago.
 
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The Jacket said:
That, and my other strokes are so fsr removed from us, so far beyond the cosmic background microwave radiation are the other strokes. We are all the children of that stroke, I am only a prophet. And Chad is just the least loved among them.

The important part is that I beebashed her and it was an act of pure creation. Since then, she's been a total slut and she should have instituted a fastpass program long ago.
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If I'm understanding you correctly, you fathered yourself and everyone else through Chad's mother, which also makes her your mother. In the act of doing so the recoil from your initial thrust made you travel light years through her wormhole to what I assume is the present day.

Does that make you older than @coit ?
 
gtchief said:
If I'm understanding you correctly, you fathered yourself and everyone else through Chad's mother, which also makes her your mother. In the act of doing so the recoil from your initial thrust made you travel light years through her wormhole to what I assume is the present day.

Does that make you older than @coit ?
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Dude, lay off the pot
 
texstinger said:
How do feel as regards that same applying to DL?
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Sorry, gang, for talking football, but I do that sometimes.

If you look at pro bowl numbers, and possibly nfl-wide numbers, about 20% were 5 star when coming out of HS. 20% were 4 star. 20% were 3 star. 20% were 2 star. 20% were unrated. It really is amazing.

So some people grow. Some people have the light bulb go off. Some people piss away their gifts. Some people were misevaluated. Some people are missed. Some people fall into the perfect (or fall into a nightmare) situation. And so on.

I believe to be a good offensive lineman you have to be a number of things. One of them is smart. You can trade off athletic ability with other traits, but you can't trade off not being a dumbass. We do not measure not being a dumbass in combine style testing, and only a dumbass would say, "Wonderlic" right here. This includes learning technique, being calm, learning patience, recognizing DL plans, and interpreting quickly what your eyes see.

DL is different. You basically need to maximize the sum of quickness and explosiveness (power is a part of explosiveness), with a certain minimum amount of each. You can be a dumbass, but not a total dumbass, as you still need to learn keys, technique, etc. But if you have a sculpted big man with bend who knows how to rip, he can be a dumbass and pick things up slower. Not so with an OL. And everything the DL needs to succeed can be measured at a combine.

Except heart, which both need.

So you get to know your recruits. That is how you recruit kids with heart. And if a four star OL recruit is a dumbass, that is how the top line coaches know to offer the three star kid instead.

JfL, your thoughts?
 
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