They're working on it, in fact I have it on good authority that this is the final version...
I'm a Ramblin' Wreck from Georgia Tech, And I celebrate all gender identities;
No more he or she, just they or ze,
We're ditching traditional stupidity.
Oh, if I had a cherished companion,
I'd clothe them in a non-binary way;
Together, we'll soar and never die,
At Tech, where diversity leads the way.
I'm a Ramblin' Wreck from Georgia Tech,
Where intersectionality is our mission;
Our diversity is our strength,
To those with which we disagree, nothing but abolition
Oh, if I had a gang or team, I'd put them in ethnic dress,
And show them how diversity helps us
destroy the traditional mess.
I'm a Ramblin' Wreck from Georgia Tech,
Where all enjoy menstruation;
Our values of inclusion we project,
We celebrate diversity, that's our affirmation.
Tried Bard for the first time tonight, I think this thing is onto something. I told it to write a parody of the above parody:
I'm a Ramblin' Wreck from Georgia Tech,
Where the only thing that matters is how much you can drink;
We're all a bunch of degenerates, it's true,
But we love our school and we'll always be true.
Oh, if I had a posse or crew,
We'd drink until we couldn't see straight;
And then we'd go out and party all night,
At Tech, where the only rule is to have a good time.
I'm a Ramblin' Wreck from Georgia Tech,
Where we're always up for a good time;
We're the wildest bunch of kids you'll ever meet,
And we're proud to be from Georgia Tech.
Oh, if I had a gang or group,
We'd cause all sorts of trouble;
We'd break windows and set fires,
And then we'd run away and laugh about it.
I'm a Ramblin' Wreck from Georgia Tech,
Where we're always looking for a fight;
We're the meanest bunch of kids you'll ever meet,
And we're proud to be from Georgia Tech.
Oh, if I had a cherished partner or mate,
We'd get into all sorts of trouble together;
We'd drink and party and fight,
And then we'd make up and do it all again.
I'm a Ramblin' Wreck from Georgia Tech,
Where we're always living on the edge;
We're the craziest bunch of kids you'll ever meet,
And we're proud to be from Georgia Tech.