TECH WINS FINAL 3 GAMES—

Dirty Jacket said:
Sunday night my six year old drew up a playbook. The cover has a GT logo that he drew and inside are three pages of plays, with routes and all. On the cover under the GT he wrote, “Football plays, For GT winning”. He told me to give it to Brent Key, “daddy, these are the plays for beating uga”. I’m already obsessed with the kid and he has me gushing now. On Monday he comes home from school. Only GT fan in his class as far as I know. Told his uga buddies: “ I made a play book for Georgia Tech and one for uga. Just kidding. Kirby Smart can’t read”. God damnit kid has me whipped. And he def came from my balls. Had teacher conferences last week and all of his teachers told me he is always defending GT’s honor aggressively.
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Get this man’s kid’s playbook to Brent Key stat!
 
I’m imagining a 90s kids movie. The soundtrack is one of the Arnold Schwarzenegger movies chase scene music. Dirty Jacket jr is running over a series of obstacles on the streets of Athens while uga staff are chasing him to prevent him getting Brent Key that playbook and we’re helping him by trying to hinder uga staff by setting up traps, and then telling him “You got this DJ Jr! Keep running!” And he says “yes exactly, keep running the ball”. Then as he’s approaching Sanford Stadium, Brent Key and the team are already on the sidelines and he’s pacing back and forth waiting for the playbook. DJ jr. runs past security and runs onto the field when he encounters a uga DB who says “where are you going little nerd?” DJ Jr. looks at him scared at first but then punches him in the nuts and says “I guess it’s muttcracker season.” Then he rushes to Brent Key gives him the playbook and we see a small group of tech fans celebrate. Then we win 31-20.
 
Akinji07 said:
I’m imagining a 90s kids movie. The soundtrack is one of the Arnold Schwarzenegger movies chase scene music. Dirty Jacket jr is running over a series of obstacles on the streets of Athens while uga staff are chasing him to prevent him getting Brent Key that playbook and we’re helping him by trying to hinder uga staff by setting up traps, and then telling him “You got this DJ Jr! Keep running!” And he says “yes exactly, keep running the ball”. Then as he’s approaching Sanford Stadium, Brent Key and the team are already on the sidelines and he’s pacing back and forth waiting for the playbook. DJ jr. runs past security and runs onto the field when he encounters a uga DB who says “where are you going little nerd?” DJ Jr. looks at him scared at first but then punches him in the nuts and says “I guess it’s muttcracker season.” Then he rushes to Brent Key gives him the playbook and we see a small group of tech fans celebrate. Then we win 31-20.
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I was imagining the same thing. Except it was the Blues Brothers trying to get the tax payment to the Cook County Tax Assessor before CoB and Greg Sankey's army of incompetent minion thugs could stop them.
 
Akinji07 said:
I’m imagining a 90s kids movie. The soundtrack is one of the Arnold Schwarzenegger movies chase scene music. Dirty Jacket jr is running over a series of obstacles on the streets of Athens while uga staff are chasing him to prevent him getting Brent Key that playbook and we’re helping him by trying to hinder uga staff by setting up traps, and then telling him “You got this DJ Jr! Keep running!” And he says “yes exactly, keep running the ball”. Then as he’s approaching Sanford Stadium, Brent Key and the team are already on the sidelines and he’s pacing back and forth waiting for the playbook. DJ jr. runs past security and runs onto the field when he encounters a uga DB who says “where are you going little nerd?” DJ Jr. looks at him scared at first but then punches him in the nuts and says “I guess it’s muttcracker season.” Then he rushes to Brent Key gives him the playbook and we see a small group of tech fans celebrate. Then we win 31-20.
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And we all say, Amen.
Like the Miami game, I think it’ll be a race to 30. 31-27. I like your idea better. Lfg.
 
Dirty Jacket said:
Sunday night my six year old drew up a playbook. The cover has a GT logo that he drew and inside are three pages of plays, with routes and all. On the cover under the GT he wrote, “Football plays, For GT winning”. He told me to give it to Brent Key, “daddy, these are the plays for beating uga”. I’m already obsessed with the kid and he has me gushing now. On Monday he comes home from school. Only GT fan in his class as far as I know. Told his uga buddies: “ I made a play book for Georgia Tech and one for uga. Just kidding. Kirby Smart can’t read”. God damnit kid has me whipped. And he def came from my balls. Had teacher conferences last week and all of his teachers told me he is always defending GT’s honor aggressively.
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Akinji07 said:
I’m imagining a 90s kids movie. The soundtrack is one of the Arnold Schwarzenegger movies chase scene music. Dirty Jacket jr is running over a series of obstacles on the streets of Athens while uga staff are chasing him to prevent him getting Brent Key that playbook and we’re helping him by trying to hinder uga staff by setting up traps, and then telling him “You got this DJ Jr! Keep running!” And he says “yes exactly, keep running the ball”. Then as he’s approaching Sanford Stadium, Brent Key and the team are already on the sidelines and he’s pacing back and forth waiting for the playbook. DJ jr. runs past security and runs onto the field when he encounters a uga DB who says “where are you going little nerd?” DJ Jr. looks at him scared at first but then punches him in the nuts and says “I guess it’s muttcracker season.” Then he rushes to Brent Key gives him the playbook and we see a small group of tech fans celebrate. Then we win 31-20.
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Akinji07 said:
I’m imagining a 90s kids movie. The soundtrack is one of the Arnold Schwarzenegger movies chase scene music. Dirty Jacket jr is running over a series of obstacles on the streets of Athens while uga staff are chasing him to prevent him getting Brent Key that playbook and we’re helping him by trying to hinder uga staff by setting up traps, and then telling him “You got this DJ Jr! Keep running!” And he says “yes exactly, keep running the ball”. Then as he’s approaching Sanford Stadium, Brent Key and the team are already on the sidelines and he’s pacing back and forth waiting for the playbook. DJ jr. runs past security and runs onto the field when he encounters a uga DB who says “where are you going little nerd?” DJ Jr. looks at him scared at first but then punches him in the nuts and says “I guess it’s muttcracker season.” Then he rushes to Brent Key gives him the playbook and we see a small group of tech fans celebrate. Then we win 31-20.
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“I guess it’s muttcracker season” is a quality tagline.
 
Akinji07 said:
I’m imagining a 90s kids movie. The soundtrack is one of the Arnold Schwarzenegger movies chase scene music. Dirty Jacket jr is running over a series of obstacles on the streets of Athens while uga staff are chasing him to prevent him getting Brent Key that playbook and we’re helping him by trying to hinder uga staff by setting up traps, and then telling him “You got this DJ Jr! Keep running!” And he says “yes exactly, keep running the ball”. Then as he’s approaching Sanford Stadium, Brent Key and the team are already on the sidelines and he’s pacing back and forth waiting for the playbook. DJ jr. runs past security and runs onto the field when he encounters a uga DB who says “where are you going little nerd?” DJ Jr. looks at him scared at first but then punches him in the nuts and says “I guess it’s muttcracker season.” Then he rushes to Brent Key gives him the playbook and we see a small group of tech fans celebrate. Then we win 31-20.
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Needs some uga thugs in dodge chargers driving out of control and crashing
 
Meme play is on point. Well done.

Also, someone validate if said urine is the correct shade of gold. I know the only water ya'll drink has hops in it.
 
BuzzCzar said:
There has to be a sad part of the movie
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Kirby dressed as Dom from F&F sacrifices himself by jumping his black supercharged ‘69 charger off of the top of sanford stadium into his own team










Oh wait, that’s not sad
 
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